So, here we are, December ( Read more... )

Huzzah!

Deidre's back!

(well only 'cos I found her and added her again *grin*)

Becuase it's Remembrance Sunday I've mostly been reading anti-war poetry listening to War Pigs, Not In My Name, One and Combat Rock.

GOD KICKSNaked and drunk as I am ( Read more... )

"What you doing?" she says.
"Writing," I say. *tap tap tap*
She sits in the small of my back, rests her head on my feet and dangles her legs from the knees down over my shoulders. I kiss the arch of her right foot as it bounces past my ear.
"Sooooo.... what you writing?"
"Act." *tap tap tap*Her feet pull back and she lies full length against me. ( Read more... )

Yesterday I arrive at work. First thing I get told is the toilets in the Main Block need looking at. I sigh, and fill a bucket with cleaning gear.

"What's the problem?"
*shrug* "Dunno, they just rang up and said the toilet 'was in a state ( Read more... )

The sentence: "the study of masses of gases upon the Sun's surface," is only a problem because I allow it to be. My stutter and my lisp only surface because I think I should lisp and stutter on a sentence containing that quite stupid amount of sibilants ( Read more... )

So I'm washing my hands/forearms before coming home from work and think: "Motherfucker! This shit stings!"
After looking at the special batericidal/germicidal/MRSA proven killing foaming cleaner I happen to see the teeny tiny disclaimer at bottom of the label that reads: "In contact on skin - rinse with plenty of warm, soapy water." This stuff is ( Read more... )

Tomorrow at work will be interesting.

Comments will be made about the obscene amounts of bleach I used to clean the boys toilets. (2 litres since you asked) I shall show them the picture I took of the resulting uric/chlorate reaction (yes I *have* to have evidence of toiletal abuse... =P) If a floor covered in an inch of piss isn't worth a tatical ( Read more... )

Laptop is running again! *woot*
Now all I have to do is reinstall all my music on Russ's iPod. *sigh* Which may take some considerable time....

But yay! For on-line nessness!

"I'm a polar bear
A polar bear in a zoo
Pace back and forth
Pace back and forth

I'm a polar bear
A polar bear in a zoo
You creep up on me
I'll creep up on you.

I'm a polar bear
A polar bear in a zoo
You fence me in
And I'll turn on you."

It's a song called (surprisingly) Polar Bear. This song creeps in, droning. It's good. (I'm a Northern Doom ( Read more... )