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[uncle_beastly]

So this Saturday morning I start karate lessons.

Yes. Me, an agressive psycho nutjob is going to learn to kill people with my bare hands and feet.

It's so not because the karate teacher is godly looking and I want to get in his pants, oh no.

Honest.

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[uncle_beastly]

Yes I know Nik -- you're actually a *HUGE* secret Cliff Richard fan... You just hide your shame behind a respectable veneer of Hardecore Rock Chick-ness.... =D

(and I'm thinking how tricky is it for me to try and seduce a black belt? Ooooh! Yeah me, Danger Man. I might get my head kicked into the gutter.. =D)

[uncle_beastly]

See? Rumbled you Nik! haha! Discovered your shaaaaaaaameful secret!

"No that woozy feeling you're experiencing that's normal with a Roofy-Viagra cocktail... here, let me take off your tight restrictive trousis."