It's me again, the lady with the bladder that's trying to kill her. Much like a 1920's era silent movie villian, It's full and carefully waxed mustache knows no bounds, it's opera cape has recently been cleaned, and his top hat is pristine. It appears that this bladder is carefully dressed...

For revenge.

I give you....THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE  ( Read more... )

The endless colds, blowing my nose and seeing shrieks of blood.
On top of everything else I SEEM TO HAVE SHINGLES! I already coughed to the point of throwing up and peeing.
ENOUGH ALREADY! This rash is also so gross.

surely I am not the only one that feels the need to urinate as soon as you step inside a warm/hot shower?
my husband thinks I am extremely weird for that.

//:: EDIT:: I see a lot of people agreeing, but if you agree, comment if youre a male or female!
it seems females are more prone to peeing in the shower in warm water?

Ever since I had a night of very energetic sex, I've been peeing painfully, it was cloudy, smelled a bit odd...I figured it was just your usual UTI, drunk more water and it died off a bit ( Read more... )

Dear TMI,
I'm drunk sorry if this is kinda badly written

My mama and me live with her boyfriend, he's an asshole but he's not usually real hard to deal with cos he smokes a shit load of pot n is always workin or fishin.  He's got these two dogs, they're stupid and badly behaved by most standards but they aren't hellbeasts. but one of them or both of ( Read more... )

I had to drop my friend off at the airport this afternoon and since a change in the air pressure is enough to make me anxious, I was feeling a little sick by the time I dropped her off at departures because for some reason just being near airports ties my stomach in knots. To try and make myself feel better, I lifted by ass off of the driver's seat ( Read more... )

 ..again.

It's your friendly autism care worker here. Huzzah.

My friend T strikes again. He decided to piss himself in the car today while dropping his mother and grandmother off at the train station. Only no one realised.

That was until fast forward an hour when I sat in the same seat :(

I keep the litter box in the bathroom and sometimes both my cat and I use the potty at the same time, I find it to be a kinda bonding experience ( Read more... )

sometimes when i pee, i got a really hot sensation on the bottom of my feet. it doesn't hurt or anything, but it's really weird and it's been happening for as long as i remember. does this happen to anyone else?

I did my first post here the other week re burning my eye and ripping my cornea and am glad to update that I am pretty much healed up and I would say my sight is around 95% OK ( Read more... )