Hello, TMI, I'm here to give you another poop story to feast on.

Triggers for emetophobes

( my lifelong sob story )

Stupid large chai latte. Why are you addictive yet so harsh on my stomach? I just took an epic dump in OfficeMax. It smelled so RANK that when a girl walked in she went "OOOH! Ew..." really loudly. I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud. It smelled like sour milk and spice, lovely...

Help me out, TMI. Yesterday while out doing Christmas shopping, mom and I went to ruby tuesday. I had steak, and the salad bar. My mom had steak, and a salad made in the kitchen. She has IBS, and had diarrhea once after eating. This is par for the course so I didn't think anything of it.

( Emetophobics beware. A tale of shit, vomit and trauma follows. )

ok.. it's been maybe a week or two since I last cleaned out my belly button. I used a q-tip dipped in peroxide to clean it. I hadn't done it in a while (like MONTHS), but it wasn't anything bad. it was actually pretty clean ( Read more... )

A swollen uvula. It has happened to me a couple of times before, but this morning was the first time I've ever thought to take a picture.

( Behold! )

MY DRAAAAAAIIIIINNN ( Read more... )

Lots of rich, greasy food at work last night + massive alcohol consumption = unholy farts.

Seriously, I had to get up from the computer chair to get away from the smell and my cat was looking at me like she didn't know anyone could smell as bad as her. I think my digestive tract has gone septic.