Oh hai, LJ. Look at you, getting all popular again. Why yes, yes it has been over two years since my last post. Thanks for noticing ( Read more... )

Let's all start the new year by watching a British ukulele band play Blaxploitation music, shall we?

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I can sense Isaac Hayes facepalming from beyond the grave.

Our dishwasher has sucked for a long time now. It's not that it doesn't work, it's that it doesn't work very well, and we end up re-cleaning half of our dishes. And unless something's on fire, our landlord tends to drag his feet on any home repair stuff to the tune of weeks or months. We've mentioned this problem to it at least a dozen times, ( Read more... )

Today in my yoga class, the hip yoga girl next to me was sporting FULL-ON TONI TENNILLE HAIR!!! I apologize for the caps, but this was very distressing to me. It's bad enough that Mission hipsters seem to feel like they have to wear the same glasses my Sunday School teacher wore in 1982, but now they've appropriated her haircut as well?!? This ( Read more... )

The dish on your LJ friends!

aerinys, photographed in a cross-dressing competition!

cheesehead1701 disavows any mob ties, even though cheesehead1701 had abruptly awarded desl with the high priced contract. (Skinny is mtbean made an offer cheesehead1701 couldn't refuse!)

iamfourninjas slapped a cop during a traffic stop, and that's how we found out ( Read more... )

Seeing as how icanhascheezburger has refused to publish my brilliant lolcat, I post it here for your intimate perusal.

( Cut to spare the sensibilities of lolhaters )

In a post dated almost exactly two years ago (also noteworthy for the cute comments from fairyarmadillo and pokiedot asking if I will please be their friend), I expressed joy and excitement at leaving my somewhat boring non-profit job working for the Jews to take an exciting and challenging job in the lucrative and creative field of graphic design and branding ( Read more... )

Do people think at all before deciding on their company's slogan? Apparently not.

( Goooooooooal! )

I have nothing to say about this video, other than I dedicate it to aceofkittens.

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After an epic 24-hour return adventure with bigkgbguy, I am "home" from Burning Man, alive and still more or less in one piece. I'm simultaneously overjoyed to be out of the choking dust and blazing sun, and crushed at the fact that I'm sitting at work wearing a button down shirt and pants instead of my usual muumuu/visor combo. When I got out of bed to ( Read more... )