My goodness.
The dish on your LJ friends!
aerinys, photographed in a cross-dressing competition!
cheesehead1701 disavows any mob ties, even though cheesehead1701 had abruptly awarded desl with the high priced contract. (Skinny is mtbean made an offer cheesehead1701 couldn't refuse!)
iamfourninjas slapped a cop during a traffic stop, and that's how we found out that iamfourninjas has a doctored driver's license! (Turns out only dogmilque knows how old iamfourninjas really is!)
polishhomeclub and bigkgbguy had a secret lovechild whose name is veevi!
Your stalker plumb_crazy has finally been incarcerated, after ignoring the restraining order when plumb_crazy climbed over your garden wall and tried to break into the bedroom!
cubesebuc loses title crown when the kinky photos taken by celerypie surface!
After a quick search of missorangegirl's apartment, police turned up thousands of photos of saladbar, most taken with a telephoto lens!
It turns out futureboy was really the one who was sending you all of those death threats, as well as the alternating love letters!
dr_beep + vechan + mzsa = Love triangle!