Don't go breaking my heart

[toastmantom]

Today in my yoga class, the hip yoga girl next to me was sporting FULL-ON TONI TENNILLE HAIR!!! I apologize for the caps, but this was very distressing to me. It's bad enough that Mission hipsters seem to feel like they have to wear the same glasses my Sunday School teacher wore in 1982, but now they've appropriated her haircut as well?!? This

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[invisiblebf]

You should wear a captain's hat next time, and try to get her to sing a duet with you. Then later you guys could host your own variety show!

[toastmantom]

That sounds like an awesome plan. Especially if it were a yoga-themed variety show!

[seymourglass33]

That haircut is hot.

[toastmantom]

I have one word for you. And that word is, "Ew".

[rxw]

I've seen that girl around. or one just like her.

some thoughts, in no particular order:

• "This aggression will not stand." another reason why you are the awesome.
• that girl has no idea who toni tennille is. furthermore, she and all her little friends don't care. take comfort in the fact that she'll probably regret her coiffure choices in a few years.

do you have plans tonight? I'll be here. you should too!

[toastmantom]

Heh.

Wow, that sounds like the best happy hour ever! I missed it today, but let me know if and when that ever happens again.

You are also the awesome and I haven't seen you in forever. Your out of the blue text cracked me up the other week, especially since my replacement phone didn't know whose number it was. But I knew.