Fuck Google ( Read more... )

Another of my flock seeks my wisdom:

amscray asks ( Read more... )

Yeah.....so over in Seattle is a girl who claims to be an athiest. Yeah....uh...GUESS NOT. Feeling a bit silly now, eh?

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Whiteplastik asks:
hi. i was wondering if you could "hook a brother up" as they say with a flaming sword?

Answer: I can only show you the way, my child....
1(one) Sword
1(one) Lighter
1(one) Pint O Napalm

Dip sword in napalm.
Apply lighter (lit) to napalm drenched sword.
Enjoy blazing fury

( a quiz, cut by my infinite wisdom for your scrolling ease. )

REPENT SINNERS

ANY OF YOU who is now or plans in the future to adhere to the style of dress known on earth as "Emo"
Example:


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Just so we are clear ( Read more... )

The crusades, now that was funny shit. Next time you fanatic followers decide to take up arms and kill lots of people, may I suggest a crusade against The Insane Clown Posse and all of their fans (read: Juggalos and Juggalettes (also read: Juggahos)). This would most surely grant you a spot in heaven with me, or at least earn you a pat on the back.

*sigh*
Guess it's back to this thing. Things were pretty hectic up here. While all my agents were down there doin' stuff, I was up here adding a hot tub into my front porch. It has a bult in liquor cabinet too. Pretty neat, huh?