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The crusades, now that was funny shit. Next time you fanatic followers decide to take up arms and kill lots of people, may I suggest a crusade against The Insane Clown Posse and all of their fans (read: Juggalos and Juggalettes (also read: Juggahos)). This would most surely grant you a spot in heaven with me, or at least earn you a pat on the back.