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Another of my flock seeks my wisdom:
amscray asks:
Dear God *if in fact that is your real name*,
the other day i was enjoying my veggie burrito, at a salsa bar friendly restaraunt, and i discovered a mushroom in my burrito. i was wondering if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to rid the world of all mushrooms.
Thank you in advance,
AmScray
Well.... *arum num num* ...... yeah... I'll... umm.. *chomp chomp* get right on that *gulp*. Just as soon as I *shoves more mushrooms in his mouth* FINISH EATING ALL THESE DELICIOUS MUSHROOMS
Though maybe you should consider the fact that I put mushrooms on earth for a particular reason.
And maybe you should consider the fact that I made them delicious for a particular reason.
And maybe you should consider the fact that only Satan worshippers dont like mushrooms.
All those stories you've heard? About a war in heaven, and THATS why I kicked Satan out? HA! Childrens stories! Fairy tales! LIES!
I kicked that dopey bastard out because he wouldn't eat his damn mushrooms.
As written in the lost gospel according to Steve:
"Yea for I am the light everlasting, and througheth thine ingestion of countless non-hallucinogenic mushrooms, shall thou findeth eternal salvation.
And dreweth he his 3 bladed swordeth, and lo did he cut of thine beasts head frometh it's body, and only then was he filled by the lighteth of knowledge
For in gods infinite wisdom, dideth he grant us the way to eternal warmth and love and laughter and hams and buffets, Lord we thanketh thee for thine holy fungus"
Steve 10:67
read it and weepeth. It is soo written, no questions.
amscray asks:
Dear God *if in fact that is your real name*,
the other day i was enjoying my veggie burrito, at a salsa bar friendly restaraunt, and i discovered a mushroom in my burrito. i was wondering if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to rid the world of all mushrooms.
Thank you in advance,
AmScray
Well.... *arum num num* ...... yeah... I'll... umm.. *chomp chomp* get right on that *gulp*. Just as soon as I *shoves more mushrooms in his mouth* FINISH EATING ALL THESE DELICIOUS MUSHROOMS
Though maybe you should consider the fact that I put mushrooms on earth for a particular reason.
And maybe you should consider the fact that I made them delicious for a particular reason.
And maybe you should consider the fact that only Satan worshippers dont like mushrooms.
All those stories you've heard? About a war in heaven, and THATS why I kicked Satan out? HA! Childrens stories! Fairy tales! LIES!
I kicked that dopey bastard out because he wouldn't eat his damn mushrooms.
As written in the lost gospel according to Steve:
"Yea for I am the light everlasting, and througheth thine ingestion of countless non-hallucinogenic mushrooms, shall thou findeth eternal salvation.
And dreweth he his 3 bladed swordeth, and lo did he cut of thine beasts head frometh it's body, and only then was he filled by the lighteth of knowledge
For in gods infinite wisdom, dideth he grant us the way to eternal warmth and love and laughter and hams and buffets, Lord we thanketh thee for thine holy fungus"
Steve 10:67
read it and weepeth. It is soo written, no questions.