Nakd Blue Ninja asks ( Read more... )

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Another wayward soul in search of answers:
darclight asks:
Dear God,
How can I get out of working 13 hours tomorrow?

Well Darclight,
USE YOUR MACHINEGUN ARM!!!!

Some Jehova's Witnesses tird to petition me to make some changes.
I scared them away with my nudity.

Why can I never find a fucking pack of smokes around this Heaven joint?

Oh me. That maschine9 character asks too many fucking questions..... but here goes ( Read more... )

Two wayward souls have come to me in seek of enlightenment, and shit.
dv8productions asks:
"Why did you make Asian women so hot, then put them so fucking far away??"

Well my child, it's quite simple. MORE SWEET ASIAN ASS FOR ME AND NONE FOR YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

the_nezw0rk asks: Why did you create retards ( Read more... )

( singer Anna Varney from Sopor Aeternus )

You ever get those hang nails that you start pulling and pulling, and they really hurt, but you can't stop pulling at it and then before you know it you've peeled all the flesh from you nail to your elbow off?
I hate those.

Why the fuck did I invent those things?

Okay, so I fucked up. (Which is impossible since I'm God an thus, Infallible) Yeah I took Barry White up here with me. Look, I have not had sex in 300 years. I needed him up here to put all the ladies in the mood. I made the angels and all, but I can't control their minds or anything. Plus, Angels don't believe in a sympathy fuck. Assholes.