Fourteen bunnies
1. When Ratchet decides to study human health and medicine, the other Autobots see a previously-unknown side of the medic: the enthusiastic med-school nerd.
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
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Ratchet = More wordy than Perceptor?
... *crash*
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first Cybertronian democratic election. (Who would run against them?)
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
A. Starscream: *smirk*
Perceptor: *smile*
Starscream: *sneer*
Perceptor: *SMIRK*
Starscream: O_O
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
B. Wheeljack: *boom!* ^__^
Perceptor: *BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!1!!1!!* XD
Wheeljack: D: *pout*
Optimus: "... Please tell me Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest. Please, please tell me they are not that stupid."
Prowl: "Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest."
Optimus: *sighs in relief* *hears even bigger explosion* *glares at Prowl*
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest ( ... )
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... *crash*
Oops.
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
Megatron: ...Is this human *serious*?
Actually, the idea of any real human politician loose on Cybertron both amuses and frightens me.
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
*also longs for artistic ability* We need the Perceptor genie to come and grant our wishes.
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest."
Optimus: "..." *cries*
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Perceptor, here, reminds me a bit of a young child running up to his father saying "Look what I did!"
Awww... See response above concerning artistic ability.
Starscream, of course, is the jealous older brother than want's to destroy his baby brother's treasure just to make him cry.*grins* This whole scene ( ... )
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Would he, though? I mean, we are always wishing to see him hurt or depressed.
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Jazz: "So, who won?"
Prowl: "It was a tie. Or rather, they got bored with the little explosions-"
Jazz: "They call those little?"
Prowl: *ignores interruption* "-and decided to work together to create a giant, devastating one."
Jazz: "That explains the mushroom cloud. So... Starscream?"
Prowl: *points*
Jazz: *looks*
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
*grins* This whole scene reminds me of the mental mini-rant that I'm putting Megsie through in the next chapter of Canine Conspiracy.
I can't wait to see!
*longs for illustrated fanfics* Someone should start a fanfic-fanart combining community for TF. It's ( ... )
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He would. Because he's always a Transformer in our bunnies, not a genie. He needs us to use the third wish to wish him back to being a Transformer, after the evil geniefied _*insert name here*_ made him into a genie.
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
No! The pretty faeries killed Starscream! *pout* Can't trust anyone these days.
I can't wait to see!
*wince* That, ah, may take a while.
Makes me wonder what Warpath was like before Perceptor got his hands on him. And I wonder how Warpath felt about the new programming.If Perceptor contributed programming to Warpath (even post-spark-placement or however their robotic bodies become sentient), would that make him one of Warpath's creators ( ... )
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A rusty neutered snake who steals pottery.
H. Smokescreen = Mocks Serene
"I mock your Serenity! I mock! I mock! I mock!"
I. Omega Supreme = Pregame Mouse, Omega Presume, A Gee Supermom, Rage Mope Muse
A giant mouse in a sports uniform. A soccer mom gathering the Constructies for practice. Someone who has extreme moodswings Pregnant!Omega, anyone?
J. Ultra Magnus = Angular Smut (this was at the top of the list, by the way o_O), Natural Smug, Gaunt Murals
... The Internet Anagram Server has a perverted mind. I love it.
K. Grimlock = Mock Girl
He's a fake girl! I saw a fic once where Sideswipe tampered with Grimlock's holomatter projector and gave him the holoform of a sparkly teenage girl.
L. Fireflight = Rifle Fight, File Fright
You know, that's be a good title for a Halloween fic. Rifle Fight, File Fright. Rifle Fight, File Fright. Why is that so much fun to say?
M. First Aid = Is Adrift, Fits RaidPoor First Aid. He's adrift during a fitness raid ( ... )
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The first three parts... no comment. But the stealing pottery might make some sort of sense. Maybe Sunstreaker was a really good painter, but he secretly wanted to sculpt? And the art of sculpture on Cybertron had been lost to time, and the only way he could re-discover it was to steal ancient pieces from museums and study how they were made.
"I mock your Serenity! I mock! I mock! I mock!"
Oh dear. I think Smokescreen is having a bit too much fun with this one.
A giant mouse in a sports uniform.
Taken literally, that is kind of a scary image. I was thinking that pre-war (before the 'game' began), Omega was much gentler and more timid than he is during the war. But I think I like your interpretation better. *grin* Look at the cute little gigantic tail swinging back and forth and knocking people over!
A soccer mom gathering the Constructies for practice.
*cackles* If Omega could shrink himself or get Perceptor to shrink him, he and the six Constructies could form a Quidditch team.
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I want to see sparkling!Sunstreaker playing with play-doh now.
Oh dear. I think Smokescreen is having a bit too much fun with this one.
He is. And he really likes saying Mock. It's his new favorite word.
Taken literally, that is kind of a scary image. I was thinking that pre-war (before the 'game' began), Omega was much gentler and more timid than he is during the war. But I think I like your interpretation better. *grin* Look at the cute little gigantic tail swinging back and forth and knocking people over!Gentle and timid Omega? *LOVES* HE'S SO CUTE ( ... )
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*sigh* We need to find some awesome artists and lure them to this site.
Gentle and timid Omega? *LOVES* HE'S SO CUTE!
Yep. He'd be so cuddly and adowable if he wasn't so big that all we can do is hug his foot until it makes him uncomfortable (and scared to move).
Giant Mouse!Omega is also cute. Do you agree, everyone?
Maybe it's somehow the result of Omega going to Disneyland. *imagines Omega with giant Mickey-Mouse ears*
And who was in that, in a comment, had shrunken!Omega hiding beneath Optimus' desk?
*goes to google* *laughs* That was you, silly! Except Omega was really behind Optimus' foot. Under his desk was where Perceptor was looking for him.
Omega doesn't know who the daddy is? Omega, I'm surprised at you!
Maybe Omega is the victim of Perceptor's experiments on pregnancy. After a battle, when Ratchet and Wheeljack are busy with the more badly wounded, Perceptor could just switch in the needed programming...
... *crash*Maybe he really would. He could send ( ... )
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yeah...that would make more sense for Skywarp XD
6. Perceptor managed to remove the ‘warrior-tank’ portion of his programming. He slipped it into a random ‘Bot during what was supposed to be a routine medical exam. The ‘Bot incorporated the programming, with a few… changes.
Who would get it!? Who would Percy pick and would they know who gave it to them....so many questions...
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My theory is up there... *points*
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9. There was truly nothing more that Starscream could teach Megatron… so now the time had come for Starscream to leave.
I can easily see this as the basis of a Megatron/Starscream fic.
D. Bluestreak = Last Rebuke
My Blue muse is claiming this as the name of his favourite gun.
I. Omega Supreme =A Gee Supermom
Omega Supreme babysits the Aerialbots.
J. Ultra Magnus = Angular Smut
Yes. Very angular.
K. Grimlock = Mock Girl
Crossdressing dinobot.
Q. Soundwave = Nova Wed Us
Soundwave is a lot older than anyone expects... old enough to have lived when Nova Prime ruled... Back then he was Prime Consort, and his Cassettes are Nova's sparklings.
I also did a few for Optimus Prime:
Permits Opium
Tipsier Mom Up
Pities Mum Pro
Mime I Support
Premium Is Pot
And one for Primus:
Purism
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The Decepticons win the war and destroy Earth. Sadly, the Autobots are all too high to notice.
Mime I Support
*pictures Optimus as a mime* *cackles*
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*grin*
My Blue muse is claiming this as the name of his favourite gun.
*is amused* 'Last Rebuke' sounds so... civilized a name for a gun.
Soundwave is a lot older than anyone expects... old enough to have lived when Nova Prime ruled... Back then he was Prime Consort, and his Cassettes are Nova's sparklings.
*loves*
I also did a few for Optimus Prime
*snickers* Optimus allows Beachcomber his little indulgences, because Beachcomber knows about Optimus' and Soundwave's relationship. When Beachcomber also learns that Optimus is giving Soundwave shipments of energon as 'child support' for his and Soundwave's sparkling (who can't talk), Beachcombers starts demanding better-quality stuff.
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Comes from having been in the Final Fantasy VII fandom - "Last Rebuke" just strikes me as akin in style to "Dirge of Cerberus".
*snickers* Optimus allows Beachcomber his little indulgences, because Beachcomber knows about Optimus' and Soundwave's relationship. When Beachcomber also learns that Optimus is giving Soundwave shipments of energon as 'child support' for his and Soundwave's sparkling (who can't talk), Beachcombers starts demanding better-quality stuff.
XDDDD That is just great!
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Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
I'm picturing where those groups of med students are led around the hospital in their white gowns and shown various patients. And Ratchet standing in the middle of them in his own white coat.
6. Perceptor managed to remove the ‘warrior-tank’ portion of his programming. He slipped it into a random ‘Bot during what was supposed to be a routine medical exam. The ‘Bot incorporated the programming, with a few… changes.
Warpath: Wham! Bam! POW!
Perceptor: This is what my war programme produced? O_o
All praise Primus for that escape.
11. Perceptor --> Prospector. Perceptor likes shiny things - especially shiny golden things.
Scavanger/Perceptor? ^^
Scrapper: Put that back this instance.
Scavenger: Awww Can't I keep him?
Scrapper: Perceptor's do not make good pets. Send him back.
M. First Aid = Is Adrift, Fits ( ... )
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You mean narrowly escaping having Perceptor running around with that kind of programming?
Scavanger/Perceptor? ^^
Awww...
Scrapper: Perceptor's do not make good pets.
I know some people who would disagree with you there, Scraps.
First Aid/Airraid!!!!!
Hmm... alliance-bonding between the Protectobots and the Aerialbots?
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