Fourteen bunnies
1. When Ratchet decides to study human health and medicine, the other Autobots see a previously-unknown side of the medic: the enthusiastic med-school nerd.
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
*sigh* We need to find some awesome artists and lure them to this site.
Gentle and timid Omega? *LOVES* HE'S SO CUTE!
Yep. He'd be so cuddly and adowable if he wasn't so big that all we can do is hug his foot until it makes him uncomfortable (and scared to move).
Giant Mouse!Omega is also cute. Do you agree, everyone?
Maybe it's somehow the result of Omega going to Disneyland. *imagines Omega with giant Mickey-Mouse ears*
And who was in that, in a comment, had shrunken!Omega hiding beneath Optimus' desk?
*goes to google* *laughs* That was you, silly! Except Omega was really behind Optimus' foot. Under his desk was where Perceptor was looking for him.
Omega doesn't know who the daddy is? Omega, I'm surprised at you!
Maybe Omega is the victim of Perceptor's experiments on pregnancy. After a battle, when Ratchet and Wheeljack are busy with the more badly wounded, Perceptor could just switch in the needed programming...
... *crash*
Maybe he really would. He could send his holoform to classes and make tons of friends, and realize that he likes having tons of friends. And he could probably learn more than he would care to know about human nature from a high school environment. *wants to see AmbassadorToHumans!Grimlock*
Bumblebee: *pouts* I've been replaced!
Soundwave: *resting on an easy chair, sipping a mug of hot cocoa energon*
He probably figured out how to trick Megatron into believing that his work takes twice as much time as it really does, so he can do it at his own pace and take breaks.
Megatron: *crying in the corner*
Sorry, Megatron, your SAT and ACT scores just didn't cut it...
Thundercracker: *stares in confusion*
Are there any fanon theories that suggest that bonded pairs/groups or otherwise close mechs can share 'dreams'?
Clear? Kind of yellowish?
Hmmm... Red -> Glowing pink. Yellow-green -> Glowing neon green? The Constructicons are snot-colored!
... Are we really having this conversation?
Soundwave, monitoring: *quickly goes to take another energon break before he crashes*
... I want to see that so much now.
Especially if it really was Optimus. Maybe Megatron took a blow to the head in battle that knocked him out and his recharge-program short-circuited, sending him straight to the dream sequence.
They need an official Rudeness Day
Megatron: *scoffs* Every day is Rudeness Day if you have the proper mindset.
Optimus: Shut up, rustbucket!
However, some, like Perceptor, wouldn't know how to be rude even if their life depended on it.
And now I want to see Perceptor in a situation where his life (or someone else's) really does depend on it.
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Dreams and Reality by Water-smurf chapter 3.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3864793/3/Dreams_and_Reality
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*nods* We sure do.
Maybe it's somehow the result of Omega going to Disneyland.
The kids would be so busy staring at him that they'd forget all about Mickey Mouse.
*imagines Omega with giant Mickey-Mouse ears*
And more proof we need artists!
*goes to google* *laughs* That was you, silly! Except Omega was really behind Optimus' foot. Under his desk was where Perceptor was looking for him.
... I meant who was I talking to. I wonder if Perceptor ever did find him...
Maybe Omega is the victim of Perceptor's experiments on pregnancy. After a battle, when Ratchet and Wheeljack are busy with the more badly wounded, Perceptor could just switch in the needed programming...
Hopefully, he got Omega's permission or we're going to have one confused Guardian on our hands.
I'm suddenly wondering how many people are victims of Perceptor's various experiments. How often does he ask before testing something on someone? I'm surprised his reputation isn't as bad as Mixmaster's.
*wants to see AmbassadorToHumans!Grimlock*
*also wants to see*
Bumblebee: *pouts* I've been replaced!
Shut up, Bee. Nobody cares. *shoves Bee into closet*
He probably figured out how to trick Megatron into believing that his work takes twice as much time as it really does, so he can do it at his own pace and take breaks.
I bet he does! I wonder what would happen if Megs found out.
Are there any fanon theories that suggest that bonded pairs/groups or otherwise close mechs can share 'dreams'?
*points at casora_tigerkin's comment*
Hmmm... Red -> Glowing pink. Yellow-green -> Glowing neon green? The Constructicons are snot-colored!
...
Soundwave, monitoring: *quickly goes to take another energon break before he crashes*
So all we have to do to get him to leave us alone is talk about snot?
Especially if it really was Optimus. Maybe Megatron took a blow to the head in battle that knocked him out and his recharge-program short-circuited, sending him straight to the dream sequence.
Everyone would stop fighting and stare! Optimus would be too shocked to do anything except follow Megatron's lead! They'd both be brought out of it, though, by the flashing of a million cameras.
... Sudden thought: "Reflector, stop flashing everyone!"
Megatron: *scoffs* Every day is Rudeness Day if you have the proper mindset.
Optimus: Shut up, rustbucket!
Megatron: *stares* "The best you can come up with is rustbucket?"
And now I want to see Perceptor in a situation where his life (or someone else's) really does depend on it.
You should add that to your next bunny list because I want to see it too!
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Oh... Yeah, that was me.
How often does he ask before testing something on someone?
Well, judging from Wheeljack's experience in your Brush and Ink fic... probably never.
...I wonder if any of his 'experiments' on unknowing mechs before the war would start to show effects millennia later?
Half of the Decepticon and Autobot armies: *randomly glitching on the battlefield*
The other half: *staring angrily at Perceptor*
Perceptor: *cheerfully checks his notes* Just as I predicted!
Shut up, Bee. Nobody cares. *shoves Bee into closet*
Spike, Carly, and Sparkplug: *point and laugh*
Spike: I mean really, which is the cooler ride - a Volkswagon or a T-Rex? Make yourself comfortable on that scrap heap, Bee!
I bet he does! I wonder what would happen if Megs found out.
Could Megs do anything? Soundwave could always just drag out his work to fill the time if he is accused, and Megatron would end up looking stupid.
So all we have to do to get him to leave us alone is talk about snot?
Actually, never mind. Weirder things have been discussed here than the color of Cybertronian snot. If he hasn't crashed yet, he's not gonna.
Optimus would be too shocked to do anything except follow Megatron's lead!
Optimus: ...Where did you even get a rose that big?
They'd both be brought out of it, though, by the flashing of a million cameras.
And why would all the 'Bots and 'Cons bring cameras to the battlefield? Unless they were warned about Megatron's condition by a Decepticon in the know...
Sudden thought: "Reflector, stop flashing everyone!"
Isn't a disposable camera supposed to flash without taking a picture if you whack it against the palm of your hand?
Megatron: *stares* "The best you can come up with is rustbucket?"
Optimus: *blushes* So I'm out of practice. Let's see you do better!
Megatron: *snickers*
You should add that to your next bunny list
*adds*
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