Fourteen bunnies
1. When Ratchet decides to study human health and medicine, the other Autobots see a previously-unknown side of the medic: the enthusiastic med-school nerd.
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Ratchet = More wordy than Perceptor?
... *crash*
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first Cybertronian democratic election. (Who would run against them?)
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
A. Starscream: *smirk*
Perceptor: *smile*
Starscream: *sneer*
Perceptor: *SMIRK*
Starscream: O_O
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
B. Wheeljack: *boom!* ^__^
Perceptor: *BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!1!!1!!* XD
Wheeljack: D: *pout*
Optimus: "... Please tell me Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest. Please, please tell me they are not that stupid."
Prowl: "Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest."
Optimus: *sighs in relief* *hears even bigger explosion* *glares at Prowl*
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest ( ... )
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... *crash*
Oops.
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
Megatron: ...Is this human *serious*?
Actually, the idea of any real human politician loose on Cybertron both amuses and frightens me.
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
*also longs for artistic ability* We need the Perceptor genie to come and grant our wishes.
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest."
Optimus: "..." *cries*
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Perceptor, here, reminds me a bit of a young child running up to his father saying "Look what I did!"
Awww... See response above concerning artistic ability.
Starscream, of course, is the jealous older brother than want's to destroy his baby brother's treasure just to make him cry.*grins* This whole scene ( ... )
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Would he, though? I mean, we are always wishing to see him hurt or depressed.
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Jazz: "So, who won?"
Prowl: "It was a tie. Or rather, they got bored with the little explosions-"
Jazz: "They call those little?"
Prowl: *ignores interruption* "-and decided to work together to create a giant, devastating one."
Jazz: "That explains the mushroom cloud. So... Starscream?"
Prowl: *points*
Jazz: *looks*
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
*grins* This whole scene reminds me of the mental mini-rant that I'm putting Megsie through in the next chapter of Canine Conspiracy.
I can't wait to see!
*longs for illustrated fanfics* Someone should start a fanfic-fanart combining community for TF. It's ( ... )
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He would. Because he's always a Transformer in our bunnies, not a genie. He needs us to use the third wish to wish him back to being a Transformer, after the evil geniefied _*insert name here*_ made him into a genie.
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
No! The pretty faeries killed Starscream! *pout* Can't trust anyone these days.
I can't wait to see!
*wince* That, ah, may take a while.
Makes me wonder what Warpath was like before Perceptor got his hands on him. And I wonder how Warpath felt about the new programming.If Perceptor contributed programming to Warpath (even post-spark-placement or however their robotic bodies become sentient), would that make him one of Warpath's creators ( ... )
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*sudden thought* Could this be matched with the bunny where someone (Warpath) is forced to spark-bond with someone else (Perceptor) to save his life? *is studying Oedipus Rex in English*
The blind prophet (Sunstorm? Soundwave? Blaster?): "One day, you will kill your creator's mate and spark-bond with your creator."I have never actually read Oedipus Rex so I checked Wiki. I will now have to read it, if only to learn why his father pinned his feet together ( ... )
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I was thinking that (if Perceptor was really considered to be Warpath's creator) that Warpath would be Oedipus, Perceptor's mate whom Warpath killed would be King Laius, Oedipus' father, and Perceptor would be Queen Jocasta (Oedipus' mother).
I did like your suggestion of Optimus though. It fits... Oedipus was determined to find out the truth of his origins even though it meant negative consequences for himself and caused him to be banished.
(since this version of him is all mature)
A mature version of G1 Starscream who isn't Mirrorverse? *crashes*
(after watching it a few times, of course)
Reminds me of ShyLight's 'Decepticon Valentine's Day' flash.
You should add that to your next list.
*adds*
Either that or Onslaught has a crush.
If the leaders of the two gestalt teams got together, would that force the other members (and Bruticus and Menasor) to get together as well?
He also had to bribe Rumble to pose as a human and go get some more totsRumble? Posing as a human? *tries to picture ( ... )
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... HE'S A TERRORIST!
An eco-terrorist perhaps? Hmm, that could actually work...
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