Fourteen bunnies
1. When Ratchet decides to study human health and medicine, the other Autobots see a previously-unknown side of the medic: the enthusiastic med-school nerd.
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Ratchet = More wordy than Perceptor?
... *crash*
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first Cybertronian democratic election. (Who would run against them?)
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
A. Starscream: *smirk*
Perceptor: *smile*
Starscream: *sneer*
Perceptor: *SMIRK*
Starscream: O_O
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
B. Wheeljack: *boom!* ^__^
Perceptor: *BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!1!!1!!* XD
Wheeljack: D: *pout*
Optimus: "... Please tell me Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest. Please, please tell me they are not that stupid."
Prowl: "Perceptor and Wheeljack aren't having an explosion contest."
Optimus: *sighs in relief* *hears even bigger explosion* *glares at Prowl*
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest."
Optimus: "..." *cries*
C. Megatron: *grins* *tosses fusion cannon over shoulder*
Perceptor: *happily hands him upgraded, more impressive looking cannon*
Starscream: *fingers twitch*
Perceptor, here, reminds me a bit of a young child running up to his father saying "Look what I did!"
Starscream, of course, is the jealous older brother than want's to destroy his baby brother's treasure just to make him cry.
5. Perceptor uses Megatron in gun form.
*LOVES* This would make a good scene in a fic, or a pretty piece of art. *wants to see*
6. My first thought was Warpath. Don't know why though.
7. *LOVES*
9. *LOVES* *is sad Starscream has to leave* *cries*
10. “The gift you have received, give as a gift.”
Interesting.
11. Perceptor --> Prospector. Perceptor likes shiny things - especially shiny golden things.
Sunstreaker: "Why are you following me?"
Perceptor: *smiles creepily* "So shiny..." *reaches out to touch Sunstreaker's arm* "Pretty."
Sunstreaker: *scared* "... SIDESWIPE!"
A. Perceptor = Creep Port, Copter Rep, Rec Topper
My mind landed in the gutter as soon as I saw the word Port.
B. Motormaster = Stammer Root, Rearm Mottos, Stream Motor, Tamer Motors, Ammo Retorts, Marmot Store, Atom Tremors, Mom Rears Tot
A Motormaster who stammers, assigns everyone a motto, likes to take walks in the river, tries to break his brothers, makes random bang bang sounds, sells small animals on the black market, causes tiny earthquakes, and raises baby tater tots.
C. Beachcomber = Cache Bomber, A Bomb Crèche
... HE'S A TERRORIST!
D. Bluestreak = Beaker Lust, Berate Sulk, Beater Sulk, Bake Result, Basket Rule, Ark Bee Slut, Ark Belt Use, Talk Be Re Us (or Us Talk Beer), A Bulk Reset, Last Rebuke
Wow. Those are good ones! Beaker Lust = He has a crush on Laserbeak. Bake Result = The reason he was banned from the kitchen. Ark Bee Slut = "... Blue, stop spreading rumors!" Us Talk Beer = How Blustreak sounds when he's drunk. Last Rebuke... that's kind of mean.
E. Ironhide = Die Rhino, I Hired On, Hi I Drone, I Do Her In
Ramhorn and Chromia had better watch out, Drone!Ironhide has been hired to kill you!
F. Red Alert = Art Elder
I want to see Red Alert as an artist now. I've seen a cute pic with sparkling!Red showing Sunstreaker his picture.
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... *crash*
Oops.
Can you imagine Bush trying to run against them? It would be the most hilarious election ever!
Megatron: ...Is this human *serious*?
Actually, the idea of any real human politician loose on Cybertron both amuses and frightens me.
*LOVES* I wish I was better at drawing! *cries*
*also longs for artistic ability* We need the Perceptor genie to come and grant our wishes.
Prowl: "Perceptor, Wheeljack, and Skyfire are having an explosion contest."
Optimus: "..." *cries*
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Perceptor, here, reminds me a bit of a young child running up to his father saying "Look what I did!"
Awww... See response above concerning artistic ability.
Starscream, of course, is the jealous older brother than want's to destroy his baby brother's treasure just to make him cry.
*grins* This whole scene reminds me of the mental mini-rant that I'm putting Megsie through in the next chapter of Canine Conspiracy.
*LOVES* This would make a good scene in a fic, or a pretty piece of art. *wants to see*
*longs for illustrated fanfics* Someone should start a fanfic-fanart combining community for TF. It's perfect contest material.
6. My first thought was Warpath. Don't know why though.
XD!!! And the telepathy comes through once again! KAPOW! That's exactly who I was thinking of. Perceptor slipped the warrior part of his programming into Warpath, influencing his Earth alt mode and (unintentionally) altering his speech. Instead of using *long* words that make no sense to anyone around him, he uses *loud* words.
9. *LOVES* *is sad Starscream has to leave* *cries*
Well, Megatron still doesn't know that his 'mentor' is planning on leaving. Who knows, something might convince Starscream to stay... maybe if Megatron faked a relapse into 'dumb dictator' mode.
Sunstreaker: "Why are you following me?"
Perceptor: *smiles creepily* "So shiny..." *reaches out to touch Sunstreaker's arm* "Pretty."
Sunstreaker: *scared* "... SIDESWIPE!"
Bad touch!
Yeah, this one definitely got way more creepified than I thought it would.
Wonder how this Perceptor would react to Sunstorm?
My mind landed in the gutter as soon as I saw the word Port.
I'm surprised you didn't latch onto Rec Topper.
Rec Topper -> 'Wreck' Topper -> 'Wrecker' Topper.
A Motormaster who stammers, assigns everyone a motto, likes to take walks in the river, tries to break his brothers, makes random bang bang sounds, sells small animals on the black market, causes tiny earthquakes, and raises baby tater tots.
*brain melts* You're doing the bunny-combine thing!!! *glee* Ah, the cracky fun. *thinks* So, this Motormaster is a combination of Mixmaster, Optimus, Hound (or Beachcomber, or Seaspray), Onslaught, Warpath, Swindle, Rumble, and... wait, baby tater tots? *brain evaporates*
... HE'S A TERRORIST!
Who'd a thunk it?
Wow. Those are good ones! Beaker Lust = He has a crush on Laserbeak. Bake Result = The reason he was banned from the kitchen. Ark Bee Slut = "... Blue, stop spreading rumors!" Us Talk Beer = How Blustreak sounds when he's drunk. Last Rebuke... that's kind of mean.
'Beaker Lust' could also be a lab beaker. Thus, a crush on some scientist. How is 'Last Rebuke' mean?
Ramhorn and Chromia had better watch out, Drone!Ironhide has been hired to kill you!
XD One might add to the dramatic tension by saying that Ramhorn is Chromia's creation that Ironhide doesn't know about.
I want to see Red Alert as an artist now.
Hmmm.. *thinks* So would that make Sideswipe the only non-artist in the Lambo family? Wonder how he feels about that.
I've seen a cute pic with sparkling!Red showing Sunstreaker his picture.
D'awwww.
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Would he, though? I mean, we are always wishing to see him hurt or depressed.
Optimus: "Well, at least Starscream isn't involved somehow."
Prowl: "Who said he isn't? What did you think they were blowing up?"
Optimus: "..."
Megatron: *smirking and munching energon-popcorn* Want some?
Jazz: "So, who won?"
Prowl: "It was a tie. Or rather, they got bored with the little explosions-"
Jazz: "They call those little?"
Prowl: *ignores interruption* "-and decided to work together to create a giant, devastating one."
Jazz: "That explains the mushroom cloud. So... Starscream?"
Prowl: *points*
Jazz: *looks*
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
*grins* This whole scene reminds me of the mental mini-rant that I'm putting Megsie through in the next chapter of Canine Conspiracy.
I can't wait to see!
*longs for illustrated fanfics* Someone should start a fanfic-fanart combining community for TF. It's perfect contest material.
*also wishes for illustrated fics* Someone really should.
XD!!! And the telepathy comes through once again! KAPOW! That's exactly who I was thinking of. Perceptor slipped the warrior part of his programming into Warpath, influencing his Earth alt mode and (unintentionally) altering his speech. Instead of using *long* words that make no sense to anyone around him, he uses *loud* words.
Makes me wonder what Warpath was like before Perceptor got his hands on him. And I wonder how Warpath felt about the new programming.
Well, Megatron still doesn't know that his 'mentor' is planning on leaving. Who knows, something might convince Starscream to stay... maybe if Megatron faked a relapse into 'dumb dictator' mode.
Starscream: *sighs* "My work is never done." *returns*
Megatron: *locks himself in his room so he can do a secret happy dance*
Bad touch!
Yeah, this one definitely got way more creepified than I thought it would.
Wonder how this Perceptor would react to Sunstorm?
Perceptor: *sees Sunstorm* *stares in awe*
Sunstorm: *gives long speech on the Glory of Primus*
Perceptor: *worships*
I'm surprised you didn't latch onto Rec Topper.
Rec Topper -> 'Wreck' Topper -> 'Wrecker' Topper.
I have trouble seeing Perceptor topping anyone.
*brain melts* You're doing the bunny-combine thing!!! *glee* Ah, the cracky fun. *thinks* So, this Motormaster is a combination of Mixmaster, Optimus, Hound (or Beachcomber, or Seaspray), Onslaught, Warpath, Swindle, Rumble, and... wait, baby tater tots? *brain evaporates*
Motormaster: *holding tater tots* "Now I want you to be good for the babysitter. No more playing with fire."
Tator Tots: *aren't alive*
Motormaster: *worriedly hands them over to Onslaught* "You'll take care of them?"
Onslaught: *humoring Motormaster* "Of course I will." *gently holds tater tots*
Motormaster: *sniffs and walks away to cause random destruction*
Onslaught: *stares at tiny tater tots* *shrugs and dumps them on his desk before walking away*
Who'd a thunk it?
Red Alert: "Beachcomber's gonna kill us all!" *runs around in a panic*
Autobots: *ignore*
Beachcomber: *quickly hides the bomb he'd been playing with* *looks innocent*
'Beaker Lust' could also be a lab beaker. Thus, a crush on some scientist. How is 'Last Rebuke' mean?
I hadn't thought of that! Beaker Lust!
And rebuke means scolding basically. Poor baby is on his death bed and all Ratchet can do is lecture him.
XD One might add to the dramatic tension by saying that Ramhorn is Chromia's creation that Ironhide doesn't know about.
So is Ramhorn also Ironhide's? Or did she cheat on him?
Hmmm.. *thinks* So would that make Sideswipe the only non-artist in the Lambo family? Wonder how he feels about that.
Sideswipe: *glares* "Hey. Pranks are an artform to, you know."
Sunstreaker: "Keep telling yourself that, bro."
D'awwww.
Have you seen it? I can find the link when my computer stops freezing on me (you wouldn't believe how long it's taken me to write this comment).
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He would. Because he's always a Transformer in our bunnies, not a genie. He needs us to use the third wish to wish him back to being a Transformer, after the evil geniefied _*insert name here*_ made him into a genie.
Starscream: *lying in a crater* *goofy grin* "Look at all the pretty faerys..." *dies*
No! The pretty faeries killed Starscream! *pout* Can't trust anyone these days.
I can't wait to see!
*wince* That, ah, may take a while.
Makes me wonder what Warpath was like before Perceptor got his hands on him. And I wonder how Warpath felt about the new programming.
If Perceptor contributed programming to Warpath (even post-spark-placement or however their robotic bodies become sentient), would that make him one of Warpath's creators?
*sudden thought* Could this be matched with the bunny where someone (Warpath) is forced to spark-bond with someone else (Perceptor) to save his life? *is studying Oedipus Rex in English*
The blind prophet (Sunstorm? Soundwave? Blaster?): "One day, you will kill your creator's mate and spark-bond with your creator."
Starscream: *sighs* "My work is never done." *returns*
Megatron: *locks himself in his room so he can do a secret happy dance*
But of course, in order to ensure that Megatron kept up the correct leader-persona even in private, Starscream installed cameras in Megatron's quarters...
Sunstorm: *gives long speech on the Glory of Primus*
Perceptor: *worships*
How *would* Sunstorm react if someone tried to worship him instead of Primus? His beliefs would tell him that being used as a blasphemous idol is a bad thing, but the Starscream-ness in him would just love it.
Motormaster: *worriedly hands them over to Onslaught* "You'll take care of them?"
Onslaught: *humoring Motormaster* "Of course I will." *gently holds tater tots*
*is torn between laughing and awwwing* Why would Onslaught humor Motormaster?
Motormaster: *sniffs and walks away to cause random destruction*
Onslaught: *stares at tiny tater tots* *shrugs and dumps them on his desk before walking away*
He didn't eat them?
And rebuke means scolding basically. Poor baby is on his death bed and all Ratchet can do is lecture him.
Wow, that's depressing. I thought something more along the lines of 'Bluestreak, this is your LAST warning. SHUT UP!'
So is Ramhorn also Ironhide's? Or did she cheat on him?
I suppose Chromia might have cheated on Ironhide with Soundwave then entrusted the resulting cassette to Blaster (because Ironhide disliked Blaster at first and so would probably never find out). But during the war, Ironhide was forced to work with Blaster and gradually grew to respect him and his work.
Have you seen it?
Nope. *is sad*
I can find the link when my computer stops freezing on me (you wouldn't believe how long it's taken me to write this comment).
*is sad and sympathetic* *sends you Perceptor to fix the evil Megatron-derived object of doom*
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*sudden thought* Could this be matched with the bunny where someone (Warpath) is forced to spark-bond with someone else (Perceptor) to save his life? *is studying Oedipus Rex in English*
The blind prophet (Sunstorm? Soundwave? Blaster?): "One day, you will kill your creator's mate and spark-bond with your creator."
I have never actually read Oedipus Rex so I checked Wiki. I will now have to read it, if only to learn why his father pinned his feet together.
It'd be interesting to see a Transformers version of this. Soundwave would likely be the blind prophet (even though, of the three you mentioned, I'd rather it be Blaster). His optic band could represent a blindfold, making people believe he is blind. Although, considering his face mask, people might also assume he's mute and simply 'speaks to their minds'. The fact that he's a telepath probably encourages this belief.
Oedipus would be... Optimus? Hot Rod?
And I seem to have gotten off the subject of Warpath. Yes, those two bunnies could go together. I don't know if donating programming would make Perceptor one of Warpath's creators. If Warpath was newly created, he would be. But if Warpath had already been alive a while? Maybe it'd be like donating bone marrow or something.
But of course, in order to ensure that Megatron kept up the correct leader-persona even in private, Starscream installed cameras in Megatron's quarters...
Hmmm... either he uses them as blackmail, somehow without getting killed, or (since this version of him is all mature), he erases anything embarassing (after watching it a few times, of course).
How *would* Sunstorm react if someone tried to worship him instead of Primus? His beliefs would tell him that being used as a blasphemous idol is a bad thing, but the Starscream-ness in him would just love it.
You should add that to your next list. Because I really don't know.
*is torn between laughing and awwwing* Why would Onslaught humor Motormaster?
Because it's never a good idea to get on the bad side of an ally? What if the Combaticons need the Stunticons help during a battle? If Onslaught allows the tater tots to die, Motormaster might ignore a distress signal.
Either that or Onslaught has a crush.
He didn't eat them?
He did once. Hook lectured him on the dangers of organic objects in his fuel tanks. He also had to bribe Rumble to pose as a human and go get some more tots before Motormaster got back.
I suppose Chromia might have cheated on Ironhide with Soundwave then entrusted the resulting cassette to Blaster (because Ironhide disliked Blaster at first and so would probably never find out). But during the war, Ironhide was forced to work with Blaster and gradually grew to respect him and his work.
Blaster seems to be everyone's babysitter. *suddenly imagines him joining the Babysitters Club* Wow, I hadn't thought of those books in forever.
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I was thinking that (if Perceptor was really considered to be Warpath's creator) that Warpath would be Oedipus, Perceptor's mate whom Warpath killed would be King Laius, Oedipus' father, and Perceptor would be Queen Jocasta (Oedipus' mother).
I did like your suggestion of Optimus though. It fits... Oedipus was determined to find out the truth of his origins even though it meant negative consequences for himself and caused him to be banished.
(since this version of him is all mature)
A mature version of G1 Starscream who isn't Mirrorverse? *crashes*
(after watching it a few times, of course)
Reminds me of ShyLight's 'Decepticon Valentine's Day' flash.
You should add that to your next list.
*adds*
Either that or Onslaught has a crush.
If the leaders of the two gestalt teams got together, would that force the other members (and Bruticus and Menasor) to get together as well?
He also had to bribe Rumble to pose as a human and go get some more tots
Rumble? Posing as a human? *tries to picture*
...Wait, just Rumble? Why not let all the cassettes run amok in the grocery store?*adds new bunny to next list*
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... HE'S A TERRORIST!
An eco-terrorist perhaps? Hmm, that could actually work...
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