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1. When Ratchet decides to study human health and medicine, the other Autobots see a previously-unknown side of the medic: the enthusiastic med-school nerd.
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
Perceptor: *shocked* …even *I* don’t utilize such lengthy vocabulary…
2. Megatron and Optimus (in either order), campaigning as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the first ( Read more... )
I want to see sparkling!Sunstreaker playing with play-doh now.
Oh dear. I think Smokescreen is having a bit too much fun with this one.
He is. And he really likes saying Mock. It's his new favorite word.
Taken literally, that is kind of a scary image. I was thinking that pre-war (before the 'game' began), Omega was much gentler and more timid than he is during the war. But I think I like your interpretation better. *grin* Look at the cute little gigantic tail swinging back and forth and knocking people over!
Gentle and timid Omega? *LOVES* HE'S SO CUTE!
*ducks gigantic tail* Giant Mouse!Omega is also cute. Do you agree, everyone?
Autobots: *too busy dodging swinging tail to notice*
Omega: ^_^
*cackles* If Omega could shrink himself or get Perceptor to shrink him, he and the six Constructies could form a Quidditch team.
*stares* That'd be so cute/funny!
And who was in that, in a comment, had shrunken!Omega hiding beneath Optimus' desk?
And that brings in Omega Presume... he presumes that the other creator is _____ but it's really _____.
Omega doesn't know who the daddy is? Omega, I'm surprised at you!
Omega: *is ashamed*
o_O And this would be even scarier if Grimlock actually liked it.
... *crash*
*tempted* If you are so inclined, please take it before it eats my face.
*pouts* I have so much to work on already...
Rifle Fight... File Fright. Rifle Fight, Flier Fight. Rifle Flight, Friar Flight. *fails* My tongue does not like this phrase.
Good thing you didn't try to add Fireflight's name in there. Fireflight, rifle fight, file fright *repeats*
Oh, you didn't think of First Aid/Air Raid? Soundwave must be on energon break.
Soundwave: *resting on an easy chair, sipping a mug of hot cocoa energon*
Niiice. With a prize like that, Megatron must have entered. Was he mad when he lost?
Megatron: *crying in the corner*
*delight* XD Poor Screamer. All those mutated Thundercrackers chasing after him wanting to crunch his nutty little head.
Starscream: *sitting up in bed after waking up from nightmare* "Can't sleep, Thunder'll get me. Can't sleep, Thunder'll get me. Can't sleep, Thunder'll get me. Can't sleep, Thunder'll get me..." *rocks back and forth*
Thundercracker: *comes to see what's wrong* "Why are you still up?"
Starscream: *screams like a little girl and passes out."
Thundercracker: *stares in confusion*
Well one of MM's anagrams was 'Stammer Root'. Maybe MM is the root cause of Mixmaster's stammer, and it's progressed into the ninth or eleventh stage.
*LOVES* The other Constructies are going to be so angry when they learn this!
What color would nasal fluid be? I mean, it can't be energon. I'm willing to accept that blood and food and money are all the same substance on Cybertron but I draw the line at snot.
Clear? Kind of yellowish?
... Are we really having this conversation?
*ponders* Swindle?
Swindle is the Spawn of Unicron!
So, does he dream that he's dancing with _____ while he really just sleepwalk-grabs whoever's closest and tangos with them?
... I want to see that so much now.
Me too. The Prime always has to be so nice and diplomatic, he should be allowed to cut loose with a little rudeness once in a while.
They need an official Rudeness Day, where everyone can be as rude as they want and suffer no consequences. Most love the idea. However, some, like Perceptor, wouldn't know how to be rude even if their life depended on it.
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*sigh* We need to find some awesome artists and lure them to this site.
Gentle and timid Omega? *LOVES* HE'S SO CUTE!
Yep. He'd be so cuddly and adowable if he wasn't so big that all we can do is hug his foot until it makes him uncomfortable (and scared to move).
Giant Mouse!Omega is also cute. Do you agree, everyone?
Maybe it's somehow the result of Omega going to Disneyland. *imagines Omega with giant Mickey-Mouse ears*
And who was in that, in a comment, had shrunken!Omega hiding beneath Optimus' desk?
*goes to google* *laughs* That was you, silly! Except Omega was really behind Optimus' foot. Under his desk was where Perceptor was looking for him.
Omega doesn't know who the daddy is? Omega, I'm surprised at you!
Maybe Omega is the victim of Perceptor's experiments on pregnancy. After a battle, when Ratchet and Wheeljack are busy with the more badly wounded, Perceptor could just switch in the needed programming...
... *crash*
Maybe he really would. He could send his holoform to classes and make tons of friends, and realize that he likes having tons of friends. And he could probably learn more than he would care to know about human nature from a high school environment. *wants to see AmbassadorToHumans!Grimlock*
Bumblebee: *pouts* I've been replaced!
Soundwave: *resting on an easy chair, sipping a mug of hot cocoa energon*
He probably figured out how to trick Megatron into believing that his work takes twice as much time as it really does, so he can do it at his own pace and take breaks.
Megatron: *crying in the corner*
Sorry, Megatron, your SAT and ACT scores just didn't cut it...
Thundercracker: *stares in confusion*
Are there any fanon theories that suggest that bonded pairs/groups or otherwise close mechs can share 'dreams'?
Clear? Kind of yellowish?
Hmmm... Red -> Glowing pink. Yellow-green -> Glowing neon green? The Constructicons are snot-colored!
... Are we really having this conversation?
Soundwave, monitoring: *quickly goes to take another energon break before he crashes*
... I want to see that so much now.
Especially if it really was Optimus. Maybe Megatron took a blow to the head in battle that knocked him out and his recharge-program short-circuited, sending him straight to the dream sequence.
They need an official Rudeness Day
Megatron: *scoffs* Every day is Rudeness Day if you have the proper mindset.
Optimus: Shut up, rustbucket!
However, some, like Perceptor, wouldn't know how to be rude even if their life depended on it.
And now I want to see Perceptor in a situation where his life (or someone else's) really does depend on it.
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Dreams and Reality by Water-smurf chapter 3.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3864793/3/Dreams_and_Reality
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*nods* We sure do.
Maybe it's somehow the result of Omega going to Disneyland.
The kids would be so busy staring at him that they'd forget all about Mickey Mouse.
*imagines Omega with giant Mickey-Mouse ears*
And more proof we need artists!
*goes to google* *laughs* That was you, silly! Except Omega was really behind Optimus' foot. Under his desk was where Perceptor was looking for him.
... I meant who was I talking to. I wonder if Perceptor ever did find him...
Maybe Omega is the victim of Perceptor's experiments on pregnancy. After a battle, when Ratchet and Wheeljack are busy with the more badly wounded, Perceptor could just switch in the needed programming...
Hopefully, he got Omega's permission or we're going to have one confused Guardian on our hands.
I'm suddenly wondering how many people are victims of Perceptor's various experiments. How often does he ask before testing something on someone? I'm surprised his reputation isn't as bad as Mixmaster's.
*wants to see AmbassadorToHumans!Grimlock*
*also wants to see*
Bumblebee: *pouts* I've been replaced!
Shut up, Bee. Nobody cares. *shoves Bee into closet*
He probably figured out how to trick Megatron into believing that his work takes twice as much time as it really does, so he can do it at his own pace and take breaks.
I bet he does! I wonder what would happen if Megs found out.
Are there any fanon theories that suggest that bonded pairs/groups or otherwise close mechs can share 'dreams'?
*points at casora_tigerkin's comment*
Hmmm... Red -> Glowing pink. Yellow-green -> Glowing neon green? The Constructicons are snot-colored!
...
Soundwave, monitoring: *quickly goes to take another energon break before he crashes*
So all we have to do to get him to leave us alone is talk about snot?
Especially if it really was Optimus. Maybe Megatron took a blow to the head in battle that knocked him out and his recharge-program short-circuited, sending him straight to the dream sequence.
Everyone would stop fighting and stare! Optimus would be too shocked to do anything except follow Megatron's lead! They'd both be brought out of it, though, by the flashing of a million cameras.
... Sudden thought: "Reflector, stop flashing everyone!"
Megatron: *scoffs* Every day is Rudeness Day if you have the proper mindset.
Optimus: Shut up, rustbucket!
Megatron: *stares* "The best you can come up with is rustbucket?"
And now I want to see Perceptor in a situation where his life (or someone else's) really does depend on it.
You should add that to your next bunny list because I want to see it too!
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Oh... Yeah, that was me.
How often does he ask before testing something on someone?
Well, judging from Wheeljack's experience in your Brush and Ink fic... probably never.
...I wonder if any of his 'experiments' on unknowing mechs before the war would start to show effects millennia later?
Half of the Decepticon and Autobot armies: *randomly glitching on the battlefield*
The other half: *staring angrily at Perceptor*
Perceptor: *cheerfully checks his notes* Just as I predicted!
Shut up, Bee. Nobody cares. *shoves Bee into closet*
Spike, Carly, and Sparkplug: *point and laugh*
Spike: I mean really, which is the cooler ride - a Volkswagon or a T-Rex? Make yourself comfortable on that scrap heap, Bee!
I bet he does! I wonder what would happen if Megs found out.
Could Megs do anything? Soundwave could always just drag out his work to fill the time if he is accused, and Megatron would end up looking stupid.
So all we have to do to get him to leave us alone is talk about snot?
Actually, never mind. Weirder things have been discussed here than the color of Cybertronian snot. If he hasn't crashed yet, he's not gonna.
Optimus would be too shocked to do anything except follow Megatron's lead!
Optimus: ...Where did you even get a rose that big?
They'd both be brought out of it, though, by the flashing of a million cameras.
And why would all the 'Bots and 'Cons bring cameras to the battlefield? Unless they were warned about Megatron's condition by a Decepticon in the know...
Sudden thought: "Reflector, stop flashing everyone!"
Isn't a disposable camera supposed to flash without taking a picture if you whack it against the palm of your hand?
Megatron: *stares* "The best you can come up with is rustbucket?"
Optimus: *blushes* So I'm out of practice. Let's see you do better!
Megatron: *snickers*
You should add that to your next bunny list
*adds*
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