Comments | tehpuck: FOURTY-FIVE (for tea)

tehpuck

FOURTY-FIVE (for tea)

Nov 08, 2007 21:27

Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when ( Read more... )

life, say hello to my ego, 'the' is totally a prefix, the universe, and everything, story time!, ta da~, to... my advantage!, vampires, freud wore women's panties, ho ho ho!, still reeling from the triplet story?, h2g2, say hello to my inherent lonelyness, heroism can be so banal, i r teh goodfellow, curse, techno day, meant to be sexually suggestive

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reaping_havoc November 9 2007, 02:40:03 UTC

Enjoying yourself, Robin?

tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:42:55 UTC

The televisions keep switching to pornography stations, George!

...What do you think?

reaping_havoc November 9 2007, 02:47:20 UTC

And whose fault is that, I wonder?

tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:50:58 UTC

Mine, probably.

Oh, no wait. Mine, definately.

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cal_sitter November 9 2007, 02:42:45 UTC

It only makes George Lucas sounds? I may envy you at this point.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:43:52 UTC

It toasts the bread as I cut it. Quite ingenious, I must say.

...And everyone envies me for some reason or another; you know that.

cal_sitter November 9 2007, 02:45:56 UTC

I envy you only because your knife apparently still has a blade.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:47:20 UTC

Do you have something that isn't yours? Return it to Mister Skywalker before he gets angry... actually, no, you could probably take him.

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tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:50:08 UTC

What, it's making sausage jokes? Or is it singing? My microwave is singing.

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tehpuck November 9 2007, 02:59:57 UTC

She'll be fine, it's not like she can get a heart attack or something.

...can she get a heart attack?

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steeldame November 9 2007, 02:55:04 UTC

Don't you mock. This City makes me resent my love for tea.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 03:01:08 UTC

It's my party and I'll mock if I want to.

But you're supposed to be adaptable, ever present and constantly changing to adapt to your environment, I'm sure you can find a blinking box to heat some water.

steeldame November 9 2007, 03:04:12 UTC

That task would be simple if my vampires weren't hounding to drink it before I do. Unnaturally irritating.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 03:05:25 UTC

So you aren't a vampire, then? Mea Culpa.

The solution is simple! Get away from the vampires.

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captainshort November 9 2007, 03:55:26 UTC

The future? Nah, this is probably what my civilization will be like in a decade or so. A bit too much metal for a fairy's tastes, but the general idea is similiar. Foaly would be thrilled.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 04:14:34 UTC

Thus, the future: Not now.

Foaly? Is he a prepubescent Irish prodigy, too?

captainshort November 9 2007, 04:16:35 UTC

Most people associate "the future" with technological advancements in a century or more.

He'd be insulted if he heard you say that. Foaly's the LEP's technical consultant, advisor, inventor, etcetera. A centaur.

tehpuck November 9 2007, 04:22:23 UTC

When, exactly, did you start to mistake me for 'most people' and how do I correct this grievous err?

Oh, a centaur. What aren't they offended by, honestly?

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