Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when ( Read more... )

Five days? You're upset it's lasted five days? The first one lasted for years. Stop complaining, you're giving me a headache.

Regardless, though, when all of this is over, I'm going to need a long drink. Maybe the faucets will only provide alcohol, again. That would be a welcome change.

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