Nov 08, 2007 21:27
Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.
My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when I walk by them, and there's a conveyor belt on the floor; surely there's a machine that makes tea in here. Or something like tea. Honestly, vampires, constantly whining...
...The knife makes George Lucas sounds when I use it.
Ah, the future. How ever changing. Is this what I have to look forward to?
[ooc Someone hasn't made any H2G2 references yet? THIS IS A TRAVESTY. I don't really care about the 1st strike; the 2ed one IS NOT THERE.]
life,
say hello to my ego,
'the' is totally a prefix,
the universe,
and everything,
story time!,
ta da~,
to... my advantage!,
vampires,
freud wore women's panties,
ho ho ho!,
still reeling from the triplet story?,
h2g2,
say hello to my inherent lonelyness,
heroism can be so banal,
i r teh goodfellow,
curse,
techno day,
meant to be sexually suggestive