FOURTY-FIVE (for tea)

[tehpuck]

Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when

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[reaping_havoc]

Enjoying yourself, Robin?

[tehpuck]

The televisions keep switching to pornography stations, George!

...What do you think?

[reaping_havoc]

And whose fault is that, I wonder?

[tehpuck]

Mine, probably.

Oh, no wait. Mine, definately.

[reaping_havoc]

Exactly. It knows what you like. It gets inside your head. What the fuck?

[tehpuck]

What the fuck what now? Don't yell at me, you asked.

And what's this about exceeding your daily calorie rate, George? Tsk tsk.

[reaping_havoc]

I wasn't yelling at you, I was yelling in general. And I wasn't yelling.

...That toaster knows better. I shouldn't have had to smash it to pieces. But it doesn't matter, I only use it to make waffles and there's no need for that now.

[tehpuck]

You have anger management issues, where you ever informed of this, George?

Ah, yes, the wonders of technology; lucky you.

[reaping_havoc]

No, I manage my anger just fine.

I mean that somebody left some waffle-maker outside my door this morning.

[tehpuck]

Obviously. Just ask the toaster.

Interesting.

[reaping_havoc]

It's better than hurting people.

Yeah. Arion agrees it's fucking awesome. It makes waffles in the shapes of keyboards.

[tehpuck]

Some would disagree.

Ha. How appropriate. We're on computers often enough, in this place.

[reaping_havoc]

Who? I think beating up inanimate objects is better than beating up people.

Think it'll disappear after midnight? I don't want to fish the toaster out of the garbage disposal.

[tehpuck]

I'm sure you can find someone, with all the maniacs here.

Does it have blinking parts? Who knows, really, you'll just have to wait and see, I'd assume.

[reaping_havoc]

I'd like to find the assholes who pick on Arion, but he won't tell me who they are.

Not that I can see. And it hasn't said anything yet, but I'm keeping my eye on it.

[tehpuck]

...Wait, what now?

Yes, because those waffle-makers can be so nefarious.