FOURTY-FIVE (for tea)

[tehpuck]

Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when

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[steeldame]

Don't you mock. This City makes me resent my love for tea.

[tehpuck]

It's my party and I'll mock if I want to.

But you're supposed to be adaptable, ever present and constantly changing to adapt to your environment, I'm sure you can find a blinking box to heat some water.

[steeldame]

That task would be simple if my vampires weren't hounding to drink it before I do. Unnaturally irritating.

[tehpuck]

So you aren't a vampire, then? Mea Culpa.

The solution is simple! Get away from the vampires.

[steeldame]

Of course not! I'm an Englishwoman who missed her afternoon tea.

Quite impossible feat when they live with me and one of them have the penchant for stalking my very shadow.

[tehpuck]

Completely understandable, then! You have my sincerest condolences.

How kinky odd. The obsession is unhealthy; get it a psychiatrist.

[steeldame]

Thank you very much. I wouldn't doubt of your honesty.

I believe the psychiatrist will end the day decorating a sharp pole under my balcony. Alucard is perfectly tame for his bred of insanity.

[tehpuck]

...Really, now?

Aluc- ah. Ah. Vlad really was a vampire, not a violent transvestite in your world, then?

[steeldame]

I would say he is both, taking in account his phase during the 40s.

[tinyvampiregod]

On your father's orders.

[steeldame]

So you claim. I believe you wanted to be in touch with your feminine side.

[tinyvampiregod]

So you claim.

But no one likes thinking of their father's enjoyment of underage girls.

[steeldame]

I suggest you to shut it. As if you are the one to judge.

[tinyvampiregod]

Hm. Truth hurts.

[tehpuck]

Everyone has a cross dressing phase... some take it more seriously than others.

[steeldame]

Words of wisdom of your own experience?

It was a phase and is over. For now.