Well, since no man has shown up to sweep me off my feet and love me forever, I guess I'll just have to figure out this Netflix streaming thing myself this weekend ( Read more... )

The weather on the East Coast is finally nice! We made it! I’ve tried sleeping with the bedroom windows open this week but last night/this morning, I had to get up and close them. I never realized just how good they are at shutting out the noise of my drunk neighbor going in and out at 4am,* the countless cars that speed up my street (it’s a tiny ( Read more... )

Blonde: There is one God. I don't have any idols of Jesus ( Read more... )

Tonight, I will go straight home from work to do yoga and sit ups. Then I will have a dinner of chickpea patties with steamed broccoli and wash that down with a whisky and soda while reading Shakespeare (King Lear). I'll fold my laundry and then I will go to bed by 9:30pm.*

SPRING BREAK! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!

*I have a 5K in the morning, that's the ( Read more... )

I got one of those alarm clocks that simulates actual sunlight in a gradual fade up over 30 minutes. I thought this would help me wake up for work because the alarm clock with the grating ring (that I bought precisely FOR the grating ring), was just getting the snooze slap every morning. Surely, a gentle fade in of simulated sunlight (with or ( Read more... )

Beware my witchy abilities ( Read more... )

I've joined this daily meditation thing run by Deepak Chopra (I think he's a rapper?). I listen to it at work, half-assed (doing a thing "half-assed" is something I have always been told to avoid) because it's the best way to get me into guided meditation without too much eye-rolling. So, why do it if you feel that way about it? Because I feel that ( Read more... )

When my nasty coworker leaves at 3pm every day, I celebrate with a treat. Today, I had a coffee and 3 Samoas (Samoas 4-EVER ( Read more... )

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something ( Read more... )

The neighbors who live stage left have two barky dogs. I don't mind. I like dogs. Then, a stork brought them a baby (seriously, when was she pregnant?). This new, little, pink, hairless dog cries. A lot. I don't mind. My cats sound like human babies when they whine (a lot). Plus, music or the TV can cover up barking or infant cries if it ever gets ( Read more... )