"You Wish You Were Me" or "The Exciting Lifestyle of the Single City Mixer!"

[tawdryjones]

Tonight, I will go straight home from work to do yoga and sit ups. Then I will have a dinner of chickpea patties with steamed broccoli and wash that down with a whisky and soda while reading Shakespeare (King Lear). I'll fold my laundry and then I will go to bed by 9:30pm.*

SPRING BREAK! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!

*I have a 5K in the morning, that's the only reason I won't be out at the dancehalls in my nightie.