For the record, whoever decided to write on my back, I'm not sleeping with Jim Profit. The thought's repulsive...

Oh, and, to anyone using the inmate bathrooms: should you ever need to step away from your things for a few moments, try not to do it with Jim Profit around. He might just assume your stuff belongs to him and steal it ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Friennnnds*]
[Throughout most of this, Rex sounds pretty calm and ~thoughtful~, rather than his usual rageful when he makes speeches.]

Do you know why I chose Sveta for my nanomites?  She was one of the first wardens injected, if I remember correctly.  [He pauses, thinking about how he wants to phrase this.]  It wasn't just to ( Read more... )

[HEY, SOMEBODY SOUNDS HEALTHY AND HAPPY NOW.  And is now going to act like his last post doesn't exist.  In fact, you can assume he's taken the last entry off the Network, although not the replies.]

That port was fascinating!  Witnessing the varied and occasionally impressive adaptations developed over centuries, the little quirks of evolution, ( Read more... )

[Rex is pointedly not showing his face, so you just get a girl hissing in irritation:] Oh, not this flood again! Why wasn't there any announcement? Did... anyone hear an announcement ( Read more... )

Seeing as I was as under the influence of... whatever transpired as the rest of you, I'd [HSSSS] appreciate it if somebody let me out of Zero now. I really would like to get this corn syrup out of my hair. I only just got my hair back, and I don't want it sabotaged!

[OOC: Priorities, Rex. So many priorities. Also, anyone else who was in Level ( Read more... )

[The camera's canted at an odd angle, like it's been haphazardly thrown on the ground. You can see some of Rex, and he's looking disheveled, terrified and pathetic. There are spots of red on his shirt, and some of his hair is matted down and sticky with what appears to be blood. You can tell he's huddled in a corner in the gym. He sniffles, ( Read more... )

[Any softness that he's picked up in his voice over his TEENY TINY INCREMENTAL STEPS TOWARDS REDEMPTION is gone. TOTALLY GONE. His voice is sharp and bitter.]

Everything about the Barge is a joke. The friendships, the simpering lovers, the very idea of redemption. If any of you think this is anything more than a game for the Admiral, you're ( Read more... )

[Apparently, Rex really wants to get punched in the face, so he's posting. He sounds pretty together right now, as he's... LARGELY over his whiny phase. Largely.]Do you know why it keeps happening? The hostile takeovers, the murders, the cyclical hatred? Do you ( Read more... )

[FORWARD-DATED TO THE MORNING OF THE 20th:]

Don't think I'll be undoing a year's worth of work simply because you threw me in a cell. You want your friends back? Go perform a hard reset. I'm sure they'll thank you for it.

[AHAHAHAHA-- cackle.]

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[AND THEN, ADDED SEVERAL HOURS LATER, after he's forced to deprogram everyone.]

[Rex sounds ( Read more... )

The wardens are behaving unprofessionally. As if this wasn't entirely predictable. The only surprise is that you've directed your anger at each other.

Did you all run out of inmate scapegoats?

( Private Letters to Zombieland )