[The transmission opens at the cordoned-off base of the Eiffel Tower, then pans up slowly, revealing the damage-- as though parts of it have been rusted and eaten away ( Read more... )

[CLANG. Clatter. Something else is thrown.] --Y IS HE HERE[Rex is all in crazy supervillain mode right now. Even though he's not wearing any sort of modifier right now, his voice is so full of venom it's CLEARLY COBRA COMMANDERRRR MODE emerging after so many months of being pushed aside.] After everything the Joes did to ruin my plans, now I ( Read more... )

I owe everybody an apology. Or, rather, everybody who was here when I... [ACTED LIKE A CRAZY JACKASS THAT ONE TIME-- ER, NO THAT OTHER TIME, I MEAN--] attempted my escape. I know I apologized once, to the people I targeted. But as you can imagine, a display of remorse was... beneficial at the time.

Not to say that it was entirely insincere, of ( Read more... )

[HEY THERE, IT'S REX. And he's hanging out in his temporary room in the TARDIS. He's really just using video to show off the fact that... HE'S IN THE TARDIS, BITCHES. NYAH NYAH CAN'T TOUCH HIM. Anyway, he's sitting at a table with a book in front of him, a hefty ~sssscience~ text. One glove is off, for once, so you can see a scarred hand as he ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Cobra Agentzzz]
Now is the time to strike. [Yes, he totally went "ssssstrike" stfu don't judge him, he's Cobra Commander.]

Harper, you're coming with me.

[Private to Dessstro]
It would be prudent to remain in your room today, James.

[Filtered to: Perry Dawsey, Shego and Coyo; ADDED AN HOUR OR SO LATER]Meet me on Level 8. We're ( Read more... )

The wardens are behaving unprofessionally. As if this wasn't entirely predictable. The only surprise is that you've directed your anger at each other.

Did you all run out of inmate scapegoats?

( Private Letters to Zombieland )

[Rex is tinkering with SPIDERBOT, which is currently deactivated for some repairs.  This little creeper may eventually play a role in his attempted coup later.  He's got video on so that his hands can be free to do some delicate rewiring work.  For the most part, Rex is looking at the little robot's innards, with intermittent glances at the ( Read more... )

Have any of you ever truly experienced the act of discovery? The culmination of months, years, decades of work, accumulating data, refining your research, building from theorems, pulling together notes and schematics and blueprints... all in pursuit of that one... perfect moment of payoff ( Read more... )

A survey of sorts: what do you do all day?

Oh, I'm not trying to get "intel" on your daily habits, if that's what you're concerned about. I'm just curious as to what it is that keeps you all so... distracted these days. I could do with some new distractions, myself.

[COBRAAAAA FILTER]On hold until further notice. [HE ASSUMES YOU'RE ALL SMART ( Read more... )

It's a really strange sight, to encounter one's own dead... doppelgänger. [Rex should probably say something sympathetic now. HMMM.] It looked painful ( Read more... )