This post is my "Catwoman."

[stoney321]

Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.

Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-hoe

• digging is fun
• digging without making your back flip through pre-Born Again Anne Rice novels for appropriate curses on your person is far more fun
• I enjoy saying "back hoe" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I

Comments

[dedra]

if you click your dykey boots together and wish, your dream can come true (There's noplace like San Fran, there's noplace like San Fran, there's noplace like San Fran)....

Everyone needs a back-ho, even if it is just the spare that you spoke of...they are amazingly versatile and I have one on my wish list as well as a roto-tiller, which I also think that everyone needs like food and water...however, I am a real dyke, so that doesn't count...lol

and if you used your back-ho right you could dump shit on your Right-Angle worshipping Neighbor's lawn! THINK of the possibilities!

I have considered joining a_list_celebs but I don't know of any dykey a listers that you might need besides Ellen, and I could never be that flakey...okay, well maybe, if I had enough dope...BWAHA!

[stoney321]

Puh. My roto-tiller is one of my most favorite things EVAH. I am a gardener, yo! Is important!

And SanFran is one of my most favorite cities on earth. In an alternate universe, I live there in a walkup on Lombard with a view.

(Ha! I thought about playing Ellen, but I am at the character limit. She NEEDS to be flakey to work in that comm, right?)

[dedra]

Hmm...sitting here wondering if I could be that flakey, like a well baked pie crust made with REAL LARD!

I don't know...although I bet I could come up with random comments on cheese, a treatise on why sex toys are good, and observations about men drivers...hmmm...so, does a_list_celebs need an Ellen? LOL

As for the tiller...I need a tiller like WOAH! I have been threatening to buy one for liek, 4evah, and Sandy won't let me...bad girlfriend!

[stoney321]

(first and foremost, A-List is an ensemble joint - we all play off each other. Check out the comm, read a few posts and threads, and see if it's your thing. The user info page tells you how to apply if you think you might want to give it a go!)

And roto-tillers are FANTASTIC. Dude, I've been double digging my flower beds with my arms and a shovel all this time, then wised up.

[cherusha]

*GASPS* so that's what happened to all the ex-boyfriends!

[stoney321]

yes. Yes, and I won't lie to you. But I needed to clear out my mind, my house, and my HEART, Ru.

[cherusha]

Are you saying you have forsaken coke?? Say it isn't true, Stone!

[stoney321]

*edits your comment to read: coke^-a-cola*
*just to be safe*

NO! No, no, no. My heart needed to be cleared out from all my past loves as in BOYS. Coke is a part of my very SOUL, Ru.

...it's like you don't know me at all. *woe* (got your email, heading out the door, will reply when I'm back? LOVE IT.)

♥

[screaming_mimie]

front end loaders are my favorite, i mean the name itself is just all wrong... front... end... how is that possible?

and this essay, is the topic assigned or can we pick our own?

[stoney321]

HA! And as you are not technically new to me, you can choose your own topic.

(You gonna be around any tomorrow, then?)

[screaming_mimie]

i should be around some. hopefully work won't be a total bitch and i'll get out at a reasonable time.

*wonders if she can cheat and use an old easy*

[screaming_mimie]

*or even essay*

[crayonbreakygal]

I have a roto-tiller you could borrow. No? Well, um, OK. Not as impressive with the chickies.

What? Toddlers can go to boarding school? How come no one told me? Why am I the last to know?

[stoney321]

Ha! Roto-tiller I have. Big noisy truck would be fun to play with.

(Psst: I was saying there should be a toddler boarding school! Ah the bliss...)

[crayonbreakygal]

Loves the roto-tiller!

They will go, dammit. I'd miss their stinkiness too much though.

[lynnenne]

I'll ho your back anytime, ho. O_O

[stoney321]

Is it wrong that I made the little mouse pointer carress Faith's boob in your icon?

For five minutes?

While making humming/yummy sounds?

[lynnenne]

Yes. Very, very wrong. omg doo it again