This post is my "Catwoman."

[stoney321]

Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.

Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-hoe

• digging is fun
• digging without making your back flip through pre-Born Again Anne Rice novels for appropriate curses on your person is far more fun
• I enjoy saying "back hoe" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I

Comments

[cherusha]

*GASPS* so that's what happened to all the ex-boyfriends!

[stoney321]

yes. Yes, and I won't lie to you. But I needed to clear out my mind, my house, and my HEART, Ru.

[cherusha]

Are you saying you have forsaken coke?? Say it isn't true, Stone!

[stoney321]

*edits your comment to read: coke^-a-cola*
*just to be safe*

NO! No, no, no. My heart needed to be cleared out from all my past loves as in BOYS. Coke is a part of my very SOUL, Ru.

...it's like you don't know me at all. *woe* (got your email, heading out the door, will reply when I'm back? LOVE IT.)

♥

[cherusha]

*distracts others with flashy hand gestures* We are totally talking about that saccharine beverage called Cola.

I WILL know you!! I will know you if I have to remove your brain and examine each cell under a microscope!!!

:* *waves hanky in your direction*