This post is my "Catwoman."

[stoney321]

Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.

Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-hoe

• digging is fun
• digging without making your back flip through pre-Born Again Anne Rice novels for appropriate curses on your person is far more fun
• I enjoy saying "back hoe" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I

Comments

[dedra]

if you click your dykey boots together and wish, your dream can come true (There's noplace like San Fran, there's noplace like San Fran, there's noplace like San Fran)....

Everyone needs a back-ho, even if it is just the spare that you spoke of...they are amazingly versatile and I have one on my wish list as well as a roto-tiller, which I also think that everyone needs like food and water...however, I am a real dyke, so that doesn't count...lol

and if you used your back-ho right you could dump shit on your Right-Angle worshipping Neighbor's lawn! THINK of the possibilities!

I have considered joining a_list_celebs but I don't know of any dykey a listers that you might need besides Ellen, and I could never be that flakey...okay, well maybe, if I had enough dope...BWAHA!

[stoney321]

Puh. My roto-tiller is one of my most favorite things EVAH. I am a gardener, yo! Is important!

And SanFran is one of my most favorite cities on earth. In an alternate universe, I live there in a walkup on Lombard with a view.

(Ha! I thought about playing Ellen, but I am at the character limit. She NEEDS to be flakey to work in that comm, right?)

[dedra]

Hmm...sitting here wondering if I could be that flakey, like a well baked pie crust made with REAL LARD!

I don't know...although I bet I could come up with random comments on cheese, a treatise on why sex toys are good, and observations about men drivers...hmmm...so, does a_list_celebs need an Ellen? LOL

As for the tiller...I need a tiller like WOAH! I have been threatening to buy one for liek, 4evah, and Sandy won't let me...bad girlfriend!

[stoney321]

(first and foremost, A-List is an ensemble joint - we all play off each other. Check out the comm, read a few posts and threads, and see if it's your thing. The user info page tells you how to apply if you think you might want to give it a go!)

And roto-tillers are FANTASTIC. Dude, I've been double digging my flower beds with my arms and a shovel all this time, then wised up.

[dedra]

But that didn't answer...is there a need there...LOL...
And by the way, MS. Smarty-pants, I just did that very thing, and spent a good hour LMAO over ddd_dolly's posts from her welcome BBQ...and I don't even like the chitlins....and leatherbeetch is like WOAH! I want to be just like her! LOL

[dedra]

BTW, who do you play? I'm guessing Will Farrel...just becuz...LOL