This post is my "Catwoman."

[stoney321]

Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.

Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-hoe

• digging is fun
• digging without making your back flip through pre-Born Again Anne Rice novels for appropriate curses on your person is far more fun
• I enjoy saying "back hoe" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I

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[julia_here]

Backhoes are damned useful; when the Road Work o'Doom was going on at my Mom's house, she got a trench dug across her driveway and left, at 5pm Friday; my BIL filled it in with his backhoe blade. Later, the housing construction next door channeled a bunch of water across the bull paddock, and the backhoe was used to rerout it into their (entirely inadequate) stormwater pond.

Backhoes: faster than lawsuits, and no lawyer's needed!

Julia, the best thing about farming is the wonderful toys you can justify owning

[stoney321]

I should remind everyone at this point that I live in the suburbs, surrounded by neighbors, and our lot is just under 1/3 an acre.

Mostly I want the shiny lifty part. Heh. (don't even think I don't know my way around farm equipment with my Mormon background!)

[bisi]

Hey.
*waving* First you fix fandom, then you DRIVE HEAVY MACHINERY?

mmm....machinery....

[stoney321]

I fixed fandom?! AWESOME.

HI! how are you, toots?

[stoney321]

MARI! *squish* Oh, BABY. And his mommy is beautiful with green eyes and pale skin, and his daddy is a suave and handsome Egyptian, and LORD was that a beautiful baby.

Little fingers! Little furry head! Chomping on my finger! Awwww.

[cordelianne]

This post is my "Catwoman."
Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.
*raises hand* Me!! I'm one of the four who laughed!

sometimes I wish I was a butch dyke, and a back-ho would go a long way to making me feel like one
hee!!! I often wish for a butch dyke ... which is very different than your wish!!

[stoney321]

Hahaha! Yay for being one of the four!

(And truth be told, I like my long hair and my nicely tailored clothes too much, so I'll settle for the dykes liking me. *winks and flirts wtih them all*)

Mostly I just like being physically strong. But, I live in the South. With a primadonna for a mother. *cracks up*

[chantal87]

I enjoy saying "back ho" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I believe everyone should have

I'm a sick girl. I thought you should know. I read this "Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-ho" and I thought why would L. want a whore especially one that only lays on her back.
I really need to get out more. :)

[stoney321]

Puh. Not even gonna lie to you. My hope was for the misinterpretation. :D