I am reviving this journal momentarily to be extremely annoying and ask whatever readers might still have me on their list to do me a huge favor and vote for me in this wedding craft contest ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that "Ferguson" was an accepted slang word for female genitalia, specifically external.

What.

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Ugh. I feel like a little kid on the verge of a tantrum. I want the beautiful impractical apartment downtown! I want new clothes so I can stop looking like a hobo*! I want the Sims 3! I want to have a wedding! I want to eat cupcakes ( Read more... )

I am finding the new McDonalds radio commercials quite amusing ( Read more... )

I've got a new job. A medicated dog who has to have special meals, with messy digestive problems. I just switched thesis topics, and am starting over. I've got an online business. I'm trying to figure out life after graduation. I need to find a new apartment soon. I'm stuck in a meditation class that puts me in extreme physical pain, so that I ( Read more... )

I didn't watch the inauguration (I don't have a tv so it would've taken more effort than I thought it worth.) I certainly didn't watch the inauguration and WEEP, which was apparently the norm. I'm glad Obama's president now, but my happiness is in no small part due to the fact that maybe everyone will stop bitching now, and take down all those ( Read more... )

Dear Clothing, Accessories, and Decor,

Skulls are super passe. Let it go.

<3
Alex

Animals don't need scarves. Animals don't wear scarves. Scarves are potentially dangerous to animals. Oh for fuck's sake, please stop making scarves for animals. Godfuckingdammit.

(Yeah I know some of the naked ones need cowls but that's different. Your cat does not NEED, WANT, nor LOOK CUTE in a scarf.)

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