Copy and change the answers to suit you using only one word, and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Be sure to tag the person you received it from!(No, fuck that.)
1. Where is your cell phone? couch
2. Your significant other? work? (do you mean where is he?)
3. Your hair? long (I will assume we're not still working with "where")
4. Your mother? chatty
5. Your father? goofy
6. Your favorite thing? pretty
7. Your dream last night? weird
8. Your favorite drink? gatorade
9. Your dream/goal? bosslessness
10. What room you are in? living
11. Your hobby? yarn
12. Your fear? trappedness
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? funtown
14. Where were you last night? here
15. Something that you aren't? fat?
16. Muffins? chocolatechip
17. Wish list item? boots
18. Where you grew up? michigan
19. Last thing you did? crossword
20. What are you wearing? pjs
21. Your TV? yarn
22. Your pets? rocky
23. Friends? elsewhere
24. Your life? ok
25. Your mood? antsy
26. Missing some one? eh
27. Car? small
28. Something you're not wearing? hat
29. Your favorite store? powells
30. Your favorite color? none
33. When is the last time you laughed? today
34. Last time you cried? dunno
35. Who will resend this? buttholes
36. One place that I go to over and over? bathroom
37. One person who emails me regularly? mother
38. My favorite place to eat? sivalai
That was not hard at all you crappy gods of internet quizzes.