Today's speech is going to be a little different, a little unorthodox. Some of you may find it to be shocking. I'm not going to stand up here and try to be funny. I've decided to do one thing that a lot of people are probably afraid to do, and that's give it to you straight ( Read more... )

352nd Harvard Commencement ( Read more... )

i sure do love putting of work. its nice to be at uni in the library avoiding work. yep. yepideedoo ( Read more... )

Bow down to the bitch of the universe....the one they call..........CLEANING WENCH ( Read more... )

i have this strange feeling that the gods or the world has some conspiracy to throw as much bullshit my way in order to make me so fucking stressed i will bawl my eyes out now everyday and turn *shock* EMO..... (insert scary music ( Read more... )

would you like to hear a poem i wrote about the german guns sir?

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

thankyou sir.

fuck this shit.

well, i seem to be nearing my pms phase....didnt i just have one an hou ago? you think that when your done with one you have abit of breathing space, but no, the ticking body clock that says "HAVE A BABY!!! AHHHHH" reminds you ever so frequently that right before you must go fucking and completely insane ( Read more... )

i'm feeling Hitlery today, hence the new pic (which i stole from some friend of kanika....heh, i steal the goodness ( Read more... )

ooooooooooo! i'm *updating* my journal ( Read more... )