[Screen opens to Deadpool sitting with a bathrobe on, there is some classical music playing in the backround, and he blows bubble out of a pipe. He blows a few bubbles in the air, before beginning]

Harumph. [He makes annoying pipe sucking sounds]

It seems to me, that I am in need of certain... how shall we say, services, not of the womanly ( Read more... )

[Joker is sitting on a stone wall somewhere, the NV is positioned to not give away where exactly he might be. But he's smiling and the clear intent behind his broadcast seems to be to confirm to his "adoring public" that he is free.]

Hiiii!

[He pinky waves]

I'm back out and feeling fresh. Miss me?

[The feed snaps on as the device is deposited haphazardly on a desk--its owners hands are, apparently, full with something else. Papers, to be exact, which Gideon is clutching a whole mess of as he stumbles into his room. To be honest, it doesn't look like he's been in there much at all recently ( Read more... )

[ the video shows what looks like a young man in his teens sitting near trees while the sun begins to set; but one look at him and you're certain either he's definitely not human, or halloween came early this year. large, candy corn colored goat horns protrude from his head of messy black hair; his ears are pointed, the skin he has visible is gray ( Read more... )

oh nooooo ( Read more... )

(Backdated to July 1st, early afternoon, Deadpool is in red, Magneto in blue)

[Making an attempt to grapple the small black haired boy] Come on, its time to go to the fricking park.

I'm NOT going!  LET GO of me! [Erik was tiny, undersized, and at this age, not very strong.  But he was stubborn and hard to pin.  And kicked.] LET ME GO.

[has a ( Read more... )

[When the feed clicks on - it's from somewhere completely new. And if you looked quickly, you wouldn't realize Ramona's on the other end. Her hair is still wet from the shower, but it's bleached blonde - almost to the point of being white.]

Soooo... Managed to find a place. Or - well. Yeah. [She grins sheepishly, ruffling the back of her hair.] ( Read more... )

[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I ( Read more... )