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[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]
I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I said to myself 'Black Mask, you're lacking companionship. Someone to hang onto your every word and who won't backsass; you need a new pet.'
[Pauses to scratch behind the kitten's ear, then looks back at the camera.].
Nah, I'm just shittin' ya. I found this fugly pink monstrosity and since CW ain't here, I can't just drown the thing. I mean, that'd be a waste and I'd get the Port version of PETA on my ass for no good reason and we all know I don't need complications like that, so I'm just gonna keep the fucker unless I can get a bidding war goin' over him.
[Gives a bright smile.]
Let's start at 500.
[ooc: bidding war over Szayel!kitty go! threadhopping is highly encouraged!]
I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I said to myself 'Black Mask, you're lacking companionship. Someone to hang onto your every word and who won't backsass; you need a new pet.'
[Pauses to scratch behind the kitten's ear, then looks back at the camera.].
Nah, I'm just shittin' ya. I found this fugly pink monstrosity and since CW ain't here, I can't just drown the thing. I mean, that'd be a waste and I'd get the Port version of PETA on my ass for no good reason and we all know I don't need complications like that, so I'm just gonna keep the fucker unless I can get a bidding war goin' over him.
[Gives a bright smile.]
Let's start at 500.
[ooc: bidding war over Szayel!kitty go! threadhopping is highly encouraged!]