Video 002
[Screen opens to Deadpool sitting with a bathrobe on, there is some classical music playing in the backround, and he blows bubble out of a pipe. He blows a few bubbles in the air, before beginning]
Harumph. [He makes annoying pipe sucking sounds]
It seems to me, that I am in need of certain... how shall we say, services, not of the womanly variety, no no. I require something of a gadget master, a mad scientist, technophile, whatever you want to call it. For you see, I am a man who has a taste for the finer things in life. Teleporters, explosives, image inducers, holograms, all that good stuff, but I don't got the know-how.
[A few more bubbles are blown as he tries to look contemplative and fails]
So it seems to me the best way to get access to all these things is to try and get into contact with one of you fellas, so thats what I've decided. Contact me all you Dr. Frankenstein's and such, and we will work something out to our mutual benefit. Quite, quite.
[Makes a loud sucking noise and then coughs up some bubbles] Aaaack, pttthh, ptttthhh ptttthhhh, goddamn fricking stupid ass bubbles.
[The feed ends]
Harumph. [He makes annoying pipe sucking sounds]
It seems to me, that I am in need of certain... how shall we say, services, not of the womanly variety, no no. I require something of a gadget master, a mad scientist, technophile, whatever you want to call it. For you see, I am a man who has a taste for the finer things in life. Teleporters, explosives, image inducers, holograms, all that good stuff, but I don't got the know-how.
[A few more bubbles are blown as he tries to look contemplative and fails]
So it seems to me the best way to get access to all these things is to try and get into contact with one of you fellas, so thats what I've decided. Contact me all you Dr. Frankenstein's and such, and we will work something out to our mutual benefit. Quite, quite.
[Makes a loud sucking noise and then coughs up some bubbles] Aaaack, pttthh, ptttthhh ptttthhhh, goddamn fricking stupid ass bubbles.
[The feed ends]