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[ebony_mask]

[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I

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[ysobritish]

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[Liquid sits, his hands folded in his lap, in a church pew opposite the NV.]

Ah, so that's where that little womanizing stray went.

[Banana, in all her pale grey stubbornness, hops up behind him.]

Drowning it isn't a good idea. Banana would be most unhappy if the father of her children died.

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[ebony_mask]

Say what?

[ysobritish]

[Liquid lightly gestures to the cat behind him.]

The little stray was hanging around the church the other day and decided to have some fun with one of Ocelot's pets.

...well. My pets, now. So do be careful who you sell it to. I'd hate to see those children orphaned.

[ebony_mask]

The other day? And there's kittens already?

[A pause.]

So I've got a mutant cat on my hands?

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[omnomspecimens]

[Fugly? Who are you calling fugly? At least he doesn't look like a lowly Hollow that dipped his mask in tar!]

[Just to show how much he didn't like that comment, Szayel will just be digging his claws in your leg.]

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[ebony_mask]

[Roman chuckles and gives the kitten an affectionate stroke.]

Bad boy, Mr. Bojangles. Ruin my suit and you're gonna get declawed.

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[omnomspecimens]

[...Bojangles? SERIOUSLY? First Candy, now Mr. Bojangles. Can no one come up with original names for cats?]

[Szayel let out an indignant noise, but tilted his head up toward the stroking anyway.]

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[ebony_mask]

[Rubs a finger under Szayel's chin.]

Aw, aren't you cute? It's almost like you understand me!

[voice]

[he_is_wild]

Kitten drowning!? That's not funny...that's just awful.

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[ebony_mask]

That's because it's supposed to be awful, genius.

[he_is_wild]

You shoot low, old sport.

[ebony_mask]

Don't you forget it.

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You really think people are going to pay five hundred for him?

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[ebony_mask]

Have you ever seen a mutant pink cat before?

[proxysearch]

It's called 'dye'. Have you tried washing him?

[ebony_mask]

We're not that intimate yet.

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[axemeaquestion]

[Whoah.

Whoah.

Whoaaaaaaaaaah, Keanu. Reports of your death were greatly exaggerated. Also, she's slow to the uptake.]

Holy crap, it's true. [BLINK.] Look what the sea monkeys dragged in.

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[ebony_mask]

[Gives a little wave.]

Hey, Ro'.

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[axemeaquestion]

[What the hell, she'll wave back.]

Hi, Roman.

[ebony_mask]

What's cookin'?