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ebony_mask in sirenspull

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Jun 23, 2011 11:24

[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I ( Read more... )

c: the joker, c: gabriel/the trickster, c: zoey, !: black mask, c: rochelle, c: liquid snake, c: harley quinn, c: pinkie pie, c: haruhi suzumiya, !: szayel aporro granz, c: ishida uryuu

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[voice] leading3men June 23 2011, 16:30:34 UTC

[ Oh god ew ew ew ew you look like a Charger or some really fucked up Infected.

After a while, Zoey became an adult again and says, ]

Why would people waste five hundred - never mind.

Are you sure that thing isn't dyed or whatever? Or, I don't know, maybe isn't an actual cat?

[ This place is so weird. ]

permavoice ebony_mask June 23 2011, 16:51:19 UTC

Hell if I know. But life's an adventure, doll. Win some, lose some.

leading3men June 23 2011, 16:59:05 UTC

[ Doll? Ugh. Do not want. ]

Not sure if the embarrassment is worth it if turns out the cat is an actual person pretending to be a cat. But that's just me.

ebony_mask June 23 2011, 21:46:20 UTC

That's assuming I have the ability to feel shame.

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[video] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 17:00:52 UTC

What the...?

Why do things like this never happen to me?! A skull-faced guy selling a pink cat?!

permavideo ebony_mask June 23 2011, 21:48:55 UTC

It could happen to you, little girl.

For the right price.

whoisjohnsmith June 24 2011, 07:28:55 UTC

What, you can make me into a skull-faced person too? ...I think it might be fun, but only for a couple of days. Unless you've got some other kind of powers beneath that!

What's the right price right now, anyway?

ebony_mask June 25 2011, 02:04:49 UTC

...I can make that happen.

[Totally ignoring the rest.]

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12second_orz June 23 2011, 17:15:56 UTC

[You know what they say about guys with cats. Never mind pink cats.]

How very Bond-esque. You should probably get it fixed before it scent-marks all over your nice office.

permavideo ebony_mask June 23 2011, 21:50:41 UTC

[...what do they say?]

Exactly what I was thinkin', Tonegawa.

[A beat.]

About Bond, I mean. I don't know if choppin' off the poor little guy's balls would be the humane thing to do.

arghh, I keep forgetting, [video] 12second_orz June 24 2011, 17:16:54 UTC

[Good question. There's probably a tail joke in there somewhere.]

Maybe, maybe- but I'm sure Blofeld didn't have to deal with cat piss on his best suit jacket. Little bastards.

ebony_mask June 25 2011, 02:06:33 UTC

[Amused.]

You sound like you have personal experience in the matter.

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[video] sequincy June 23 2011, 18:21:53 UTC

You aren't going to sell something at a good price by insulting it.

[video] omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 20:15:28 UTC

[...HE KNOWS THAT VOICE.]

Mrrrrowww!

[Sorry, Roman, this will be Szayel stealing your NV. Just so he can give the screen (and the Quincy) a lick.]

sequincy June 23 2011, 20:18:59 UTC

[...Surprised Quincy stare.

Wow, what a friendly cat.]

omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 20:21:29 UTC

[Oh, he's happy to see you, Quincy. He is very happy to see you. So happy he's rubbing his head against the screen C'mon, don't you think he's cute? Come rescue him and cuddle him; he promises a free pass on experimentation if you do.]

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[Video] meteor_heart June 23 2011, 19:07:59 UTC

[Skull-faced man selling a pink cat. The best Tifa can manage to that is a wide eyed question.] You don't want to keep him?

permavideo ebony_mask June 23 2011, 21:53:48 UTC

Could always use more money in the bank, sweetheart.