[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I
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Mrrrrowww!
[Sorry, Roman, this will be Szayel stealing your NV. Just so he can give the screen (and the Quincy) a lick.]
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Wow, what a friendly cat.]
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[Don't you dare hang up, Quincy! Take him home, take him home! He doesn't mind the Chinchilla, he swears!]
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[Dammit, Gabriel, couldn't you have given him the ability to speak?! This is such an easy chance for him to get close to the Quincy, dammit! GET A CLUE YOU STUPID TEENAGER.]
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...Either way, he does feel a little bad it's in the hands of a man with a skull for a face...]
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[And he promises no eating the Chinchilla. You taste better anyway.]
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You gonna tell me how to do business, huh?
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It's common sense. You should be highlighting the cat's - ah, uniqueness rather than calling it... is it always this eager?
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[Watches the cat rub against the NV.]
How should I know? I just found it. Pretty well socialized, ain't he?
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