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[ironicgestures]

TG: okay so lets ignore how off the wall balls out retarded this is
TG: and i know thats going to be a massive stretch of the imagination only spongebob mcsquaredoodle could appreciate
TG: but goddamn
TG: if one more frothing monster type tries to stranger danger his claws all over my crotchdaschund i dont know what ill do
TG: seriously what the fuck

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[frogst]

hehe are you fighting monsters?
youre supposed to be inside when theyre out

wait

dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

text forever

[ironicgestures]

no one puts baby in a corner

sup

[frogst]

wow this is really good timing
are you ok???
where are you?????

1/2

[ironicgestures]

kind of my job
like literally if i am ever not on time
bend over and kiss your ass goodbye because shit just got real

[video]

[littlepwny]

You write too much.

[ voice; ]

[ironicgestures]

You're a fucking pony. With stripes. Any argument you have is automatically invalid.

[littlepwny]

A pony that could kick your butt, pal.

[ironicgestures]

Still invalid.

text 4evr;

[payback]

[What the hell even.]

Do you need help?

Re: text 4evr;

[ironicgestures]

no thanks future me already clued me in

Re: text 4evr;

[payback]

What?

[ironicgestures]

how did you not understand what i just said this isnt calculus

video; but text is fine with me! c:

[quackery]

...What?

text :D

[ironicgestures]

this is not a reenactment of the beast scene from samuel l jacksons career
the trick is that i say words and you understand them
then we both have a conversation
and i dont feel like gouging out my eyes every time one of you chucklefucks cant comprehend basic speech

video forevah

[quackery]

Who's Samuel L. Jackson?

P-P-Please don't gouge your eyes out!

text for now~ 1/3

[ironicgestures]

whos samuel l jackson
what
seriously now what i
i think i need to go lie down this shit cant be happening

text

[narcotizes]

HaHaHa

WoRd, MoThErFuCkEr.

text forever

[ironicgestures]

aw shit now its a party
the best troll that did ever done trolled showing up right at my doorstep
just waiting to regale me with tales of his adventures in stoneditude
what is up my farm fresh brotrusion

[narcotizes]

[ "best troll that did ever done troll"?? really? *o* ]

:oO
AwWw ShIt MaN
yOu Be Up AnD kNoWiNg Me ToO??

[ironicgestures]

shit son we all up and got biblical the first time we met
you talkin about some mirthful messiahs or some shit
and i was all like fuck bro convert me to that hot piece of religiousity your spewing right the fuck now
i couldnt take the realness you were spitting damn
you were a regular brain ninja of truth and id never seen a narutard before in my life