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[ironicgestures]

TG: okay so lets ignore how off the wall balls out retarded this is
TG: and i know thats going to be a massive stretch of the imagination only spongebob mcsquaredoodle could appreciate
TG: but goddamn
TG: if one more frothing monster type tries to stranger danger his claws all over my crotchdaschund i dont know what ill do
TG: seriously what the fuck

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[narcotizes]

HaHaHa

WoRd, MoThErFuCkEr.

text forever

[ironicgestures]

aw shit now its a party
the best troll that did ever done trolled showing up right at my doorstep
just waiting to regale me with tales of his adventures in stoneditude
what is up my farm fresh brotrusion

[narcotizes]

[ "best troll that did ever done troll"?? really? *o* ]

:oO
AwWw ShIt MaN
yOu Be Up AnD kNoWiNg Me ToO??

[ironicgestures]

shit son we all up and got biblical the first time we met
you talkin about some mirthful messiahs or some shit
and i was all like fuck bro convert me to that hot piece of religiousity your spewing right the fuck now
i couldnt take the realness you were spitting damn
you were a regular brain ninja of truth and id never seen a narutard before in my life

[narcotizes]

WhAt
FuCk MoThErFuCkEr
DoN't Be TeLlInG mE i Up AnD fOrGoT tHiS bItChInG sHiT tHaT
sUpPoSeDlY WeNt ThE fUcK dOwN :o(

[ironicgestures]

bro look into my eyes
look at them
if you cant remember what happened i think ill have to kill myself
just straight up murderize this coolkid body of mine because theres nothing left for me at all
ever
for all time

[narcotizes]

[ a very, very long pause before typing again ]

I'm TrYiNg
I bE tRyInG tHe FuCkIn DaMnEdEsT a jUgGaTrOlL cOuLd TrY
bUt I cAn'T fInD yOuR eYeS bRo
WhErE tHeY aT

[ironicgestures]

look to the first light of dawn my bropatriot
im the coolkid with the wizened beard and the gnarled staff standing atop the mountaintop
all sagelike and shit
leading the riders of brohan to save your clueless ass

[narcotizes]

AiGhT

[narcotizes]

[ be right back he's probably waiting for something to actually happen

miracles got his back duh ]

[ironicgestures]

[ and dave is just going to sit back and laaaaaaaugh. ]