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TG: okay so lets ignore how off the wall balls out retarded this is
TG: and i know thats going to be a massive stretch of the imagination only spongebob mcsquaredoodle could appreciate
TG: but goddamn
TG: if one more frothing monster type tries to stranger danger his claws all over my crotchdaschund i dont know what ill do
TG: seriously what the fuck

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[littlepwny]

You write too much.

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[ironicgestures]

You're a fucking pony. With stripes. Any argument you have is automatically invalid.

[littlepwny]

A pony that could kick your butt, pal.

[ironicgestures]

Still invalid.

[littlepwny]

YOU'RE invalid!

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Ow, sick burn. I think I'm going to need massive amounts of aloe vera for the conflagration of sussed-out-itude you just dropped on me.

Fucking Hiroshima all over this bitch.

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You're parents weren't like, weird reverse zebras, were they?

[littlepwny]

[Blink.]

What the hay is a zee-bra?

[ironicgestures]

It's what we call huge floppy pony dick.

[littlepwny]

... nothing you say makes ANY sense.

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[ironicgestures]

What would happen if someone wanted to make glue out of you? Would it come out all glittery and shit like that glue absolutely no fucking one ever uses in gradeschool?

[littlepwny]

If anyone tried to make somethin' out of me they'd be in for a world of pain.

[ironicgestures]

Dude, you're a pony. Where'd all this lip come from?

Neigh, boy. Neigh.

[littlepwny]

Where I come from, all ponies can talk.

[ironicgestures]

Must be a magical land of rainbows and sunshine. I definitely can't wait to hear more about it!

If you can't tell that's sarcasm you're hearing.