TG: okay so lets ignore how off the wall balls out retarded this is
TG: and i know thats going to be a massive stretch of the imagination only spongebob mcsquaredoodle could appreciate
TG: but goddamn
TG: if one more frothing monster type tries to stranger danger his claws all over my crotchdaschund i dont know what ill do
TG: seriously what the fuck
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bitchesll be lining up to get a picture with the main man
little kidsll bother their parents for toys in my likeness
shit i should just call the pope right now and tell him to hand over that fly cone or whatever it is he wears
im about to start the religion of the coolkid here
just call me lord strider biznasty the first
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because a) youre looking at him like i just said
all hail lord MC turntech the most flyest godhead to ever done exist
and b) why the hell do you sound like keanu reeves
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ten points from gryffindor
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'Sup.
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-you are very tiny.]
The sky. Did you say you took down the monsters outside?
[little tiny cool kid
did you really?]
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[ Hey shutup I'm five three. ]
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