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TG: okay so lets ignore how off the wall balls out retarded this is
TG: and i know thats going to be a massive stretch of the imagination only spongebob mcsquaredoodle could appreciate
TG: but goddamn
TG: if one more frothing monster type tries to stranger danger his claws all over my crotchdaschund i dont know what ill do
TG: seriously what the fuck

Comments

text 4evr;

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[What the hell even.]

Do you need help?

Re: text 4evr;

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no thanks future me already clued me in

Re: text 4evr;

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What?

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how did you not understand what i just said this isnt calculus

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You sound like you're making a sincere effort to communicate in the most obtuse way possible, so I have to disagree.

wow so many typoes

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okay step one
take a fork it doesnt have to be a special one any old three pronged eating device will do
step two and this is key so listen up
jam fork into ear and twirl around so it gets stuck nice and good
then pull
now we have no problem communicating
im telling you to get forked in the nicest way possible

it's all good ;w;

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[Ugh okay

she has no idea what he's saying, and she does not have to put up with someone being a jerk to her on purpose. She just doesn't respond.]

[ voice; message from five minutes from now ]

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Yo, don't mind him. He hasn't put his big boy pants on yet.

firmly text!!! >:|

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You mean you?

voice;

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Its complicated time bullshit, but yeah. Essentially. I'm allowed to be a goober in retrospect.

Name's Dave.

text;

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I'm Rin. It looks like you ran into who you were looking for.

Did she answer all your questions?

[ voice; ] 1/2

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Running into Jade is like saying you can just walk through a hurricane like it ain't no thang -- its bullshit to even try, and only certain presidents can get away with it.

[ voice; ]

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This place pretty much answered my questions. Just had to wait around for a future version of myself to come by and fill me in.

text;

[payback]

Some special ability of yours, I guess?

[ voice; ]

[ironicgestures]

It will be. Eventually. Time is funny like that.

text;

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Welcome to Siren's Port, anyway.