Fic: Okaasan? (Chapter 9)
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“Can I have a little brother?”
This made his father choke on his food and his mother’s eyes wide in shock.
EH?
Kazuya managed to recover quickly and passed Jin a glass of water to help him recover as well.
“Y-Yuki? W-What made you ask that question all of a s-sudden?” Kazuya stuttered as he patted Yuki on the head since he was beside Yuki and across Jin.
Yuki pouted cutely while Jin was still recovering from that shock. The little boy never asked that question to his real mother before, so why ask it now…under these circumstances?
He pointed to the little family with the boy and his younger brother and looked at them with envy. “Because it looks like fun; I get to have a playmate and I promise to look after him!” He pleaded with his large brown eyes.
Kazuya smiled sheepishly while Jin managed to at least calm down for awhile. But what he said came out unexpectedly.
“You know Yuki, there’s a long process for that to happen. Like a man should pull his lover to a room and or a bed and-OW!” Jin screeched when he suddenly felt a heavy weight upon his foot.
Kazuya threw him a very dangerous look after stomping his foot hard enough to get half of the restaurant’s customers to look at them after the reaction. He however just waved at them assuring them it’s nothing and the others just shrugged and bought it.
Yuki was just blinking and trying to digest what his father has said and asked, “Dad, why do men have to pull their lovers to a room? What does that have to do with me having a baby brother?” The tone and look of him was too innocent to even dirty his little mind.
Because of this, Kazuya glared at Jin hard and gave him a look that somehow says ‘don’t even say a word or else…’ which made the latter gulp and just shut his mouth. He turned back to Yuki and tried to turn their attention to something else.
“Anyway Yuki, umm…ah! I bought you a gift awhile ago; I’ll give it to you once we’re home okay?” Kazuya stuttered but it seemed the younger one was just too smart to think about it. “What do men do to their lovers in a room?” He tilted his head to the side and Kazuya has had enough.
“Do they play with them? Like when I play with my toys?”
Twitch.
“Hmm…They’re gonna do another definition of ‘play’, son.”
Twitch.
“Oh…so what games do they play, Daddy?”
Twitch.
“They sometimes play a game that involves chains, handcuffs, ropes and strings and other materials,”
Shudder.
“Wow! They play ‘Police’ or something? I wanna play!”
Shudder AND twitch.
“When you’re older, I promise.”
“Aww…but why not now?”
Twitch.
Shudder.
Glare.
“I think that’s quite enough for now, Akanishi,” Kazuya greeted through his teeth completely annoyed with the situation. Yuki and Jin glanced and blinked at Kazuya. Jin then innocently asked, “Are you talking to him or me?”
GLARE.
“Oh, I’m talking to both of you! Let’s go home…NOW.” And that made Yuki and Jin eat faster while Kazuya fumed and crossed his arms. Honestly, trusting a kid grow up with Jin? So not believable.
Jin finally asked for the bill, paid for it and ran back to the car with Yuki while Kazuya walked behind them.
Kazuya sank back into his seat as he rubbed his head from all that conversation. Jin was concentrating on the road while Yuki just kept silent and felt kind of scared all of a sudden. Neither of them wanting to hit another nerve on Kazuya.
I mean, come on, one minute a little kid was asking two men to produce a baby and the next minute the same kid learns a very new and mature thing! It wasn’t Kazuya’s fault to get furious and frustrated all of a sudden.
Oh boy.
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The weekend came fast and Yuki didn’t ask for the topic again of having a baby brother. Jin kept on reminding himself that it was still the same Kazuya he was talking to that comes with a bitch diva attitude sometimes. He tried to get used to it like he did when back in school.
A knock echoed through Yuki’s room at 6:30 in the morning and the latter woke up wondering who it was because he shouldn’t wake up until 7 in the morning. He found it weird but shrugged it off but suddenly rose up when the annoying knock kept on banging on his door.
The little boy jumped from his bed and rubbed his eyes as he opened his door. It was still kind of dark so the little kid didn’t quite notice or recognize the big body in front of him. He was about to scream but the intruder suddenly covered his mouth with one hand and used another hand to open the lights.
“Ssh! Yuki, it’s just me,” The intruder announced and let go of the small mouth of the boy.
“Uncle Yamapi?” Yuki blinked now wide awake. “What are you doing here?” He glared, remembering that he still has this hatred towards the older man.
Yamapi saw this and chuckled. “I see you’re still mad at me. Tell you what, I’ll let you do something fun this morning if you promise to never be mad at me again.” He grinned. He knew the little kid likes adventures and playing so he thought of that as a strategy.
“Eh? No, I’m not convinced,” Yuki pouted cutely as he crossed his arms. Yamapi chuckled louder as he ruffled the little boy’s hair.
“Okay then, I’ll show you pictures of your mother when we were in High School or if you want more, I’ll show you pictures of your mom and your dad together!” Yamapi exclaimed and smiled inwardly when he saw Yuki slowly submitting.
Yuki thought about this for a moment and looked up again, “Do I get to keep the pictures, Uncle Pi?” And Yamapi eagerly nodded.
“Okay then! I’m in! So…what are we gonna do?” Yuki grinned and Yamapi told him what he already planned. He just wanted Yuki to be part of it because he thinks that it would be more fun to have a kid come with him.
“We’re gonna do a little something for your Uncle Junno,”
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Apparently, Yamapi has already been planning this for 2 or 3 days now and just waited for the right time. He thought that a Saturday would be best because everyone would see what would happen to Junno.
He knew that Kazuya was up at 7 AM while Jin just wakes up when he wants to and Kazuya goes back to sleep around the same time when he doesn’t have anything to do.
It was already 7:05 AM and two bastards “kids” are now hiding behind the couch across Junno’s room. They were both grinning and smiling sheepishly as they counted mentally in their mind…
3…2…1
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YAMASHITAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
Bingo.
Yamapi and Yuki are now cackling and were down on the floor laughing themselves off as Kazuya instantly went down from their bedroom and Jin peeked out sleepily from their bedroom.
However, Kazuya backed away suddenly when Junno came out of his room with 3 white rats following him around and his face covered in a very messed up make-up. Everyone knew that Junno was scared of them and many teased him about it saying that he shrieks like a girl whenever he sees one.
Kazuya now blinked at the situation and heard two loud laughs coming behind the couch. He sighed as he looked and saw Yamapi and Yuki there laughing like there’s no tomorrow! Jin awoke suddenly and came down to see what all the commotion was.
Kazuya never expected Jin to do something parent-like like scolding Yamapi and Yuki about it but Jin was laughing with them as well!
“Hey! Don’t forget Yuki too! He’s part of this!” Yamapi cheered as Junno glared at him and still ran around the living room. Yuki grinned as he got one of the rats, totally unafraid of them. This made Yamapi ruffle Yuki’s hair proudly as they took in the scene of Junno running around like a maniac.
Kazuya just stared at them and silently announced, “I’m going back to bed,” and left.
“Hey, hey, how did you guys do this?” Jin grinned as he asked Yamapi and Yuki.
“Well…”
Yamapi and Yuki silently tiptoed over Junno’s room and opened the door. The older man got a cage with 3 white mice in it that he bought the other day just for fun. Yuki got a make-up kit where he got God-knows-where.
They each proceeded doing their tasks as the little one covered Junno’s face with make-up without even considering that he doesn’t know how to put it while Yamapi thought of places where he could place the rats around Junno’s body.
“See Yuki, this sleepy guy here is scared of mice and it’s fun doing this, don’t you think?” Yamapi whispered grinning.
“You’re mean Uncle Pi,” Yuki pouted.
“I know, thank you,”
“Yeah, and that’s another reason for me to like you already,” Yuki grinned as they both looked at their finished piece of work.
“High five!” And Yuki clapped his hands against his Uncle and they went out of the room quietly as to not wake up their victim.
After hearing their story, it made Jin crack up again and the three of them went to watch Junno still running around as entertainment. That is, until surprise guests came.
“Morning!” 3 pairs of eyes stared towards the door and saw the Ryoda pair standing their surprisingly.
“Hey, just wanting to stop by. What’d we miss-what the hell!?” Ryo greeted but suddenly backed up and stood in front of his lover when Junno frantically ran towards them but luckily turned with little pets following him.
“Woah, got a new pet, Taguchi?” Ueda grinned but suddenly felt a hand gripping on his shoulders. “Ryo, what are you doing?” He asked since Ryo was hiding behind him this time.
“N-Nothing,” But that became a lie when Junno came towards them again and not only Junno ran but this time, with Ryo running beside the former as well. It seems that both of them are afraid of rats. Talk about the Sexy Osaka Man not showing a really sexy move.
Ueda just smiled at them as he got one of the rats and played with it. However, the running duo didn’t go unnoticed by the 2 culprits plus the head of the house which made them laugh louder than before.
“Oh my God, double score for knowing Ryo’s scared of rats as well!” Yamapi cheered as Yuki just clasped his hands and laughed with him and his father. Ueda just walked towards them, rat in hand and ignored Ryo and Junno. He sat back down and smiled at them.
“Hey, sorry for suddenly inviting ourselves over without your notice, Ryo suddenly told me that he wants to go to your place and so I was dragged over and here we are!” Ueda said. “Now I’m not regretting going here, it’s more fun here than I thought!” He laughed.
“Oh Yamashita, I’m going to get back at you for this!” Junno yelled as he and Ryo managed to even go out to the lawn just to have that rat get away.
“We’ll see you do better than that, Taguchi!” Yamapi answered back as he followed them out the door. Ryo and Junno did manage to get 1 mouse away from them, but when they got back inside, they saw Ueda smirking and Yuki grinning as they both placed down the rats in their hands and the two started running around again.
“What a waste of mice,” Ueda shook his head disbelievingly.
Yamapi stretched his arms. “I’m tired of laughing, let’s play video games now,” He suggested and everybody else agreed leaving Ryo and Junno run around the house while the others played and Kazuya was sound asleep.
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“Uncle Pi?”
“Hmm?”
“You still owe me those pictures, you know,”
“Oh right, here you go!” Yamapi got out the pictures and Yuki stared at them wide-eyed in shock. “What? Don’t you like it?” He blinked.
“Mommy looks like a guy here,” Yuki stared disbelievingly at the pictures of Jin and Kazuya sitting together on a bench both with guy uniforms.
“But your Mom really is a guy,” Yamapi clarified.
“…”
Jin gulped when he heard that conversation and was expecting that Yuki would suddenly burst out crying and hit Yamapi all over again.
“Dad?” Yuki called softly.
“Yeah?” Jin replied not looking at his son.
“Am I a magic baby?” This made everyone else stare at him. “Magic baby? What?” Ueda asked as he looked at the 5-year-old wondering where he gets his imagination from.
“Because if Mommy and Daddy are both guys, then Yuki-chan is a magic baby!” Yuki squealed as he jumped up and down. “Hey hey, can you make another magic baby? As a baby brother? Please,” He jumped on his father’s lap, excited at the idea.
This made everyone else but Jin laugh at the kid’s imagination.
“Looks like Kazuya has a lot of things to do,”
“Why don’t we get to bring him to surgery?”
“He’d be great as a real mother, I bet!”
“AHEM!”
6 heads turned to the sudden voice and saw Kazuya standing there, already wide-awake. “Surgery, huh?” Kazuya growled under his voice and everyone but Yuki just stared at him with great fear from the face the younger man was making.
“Good morning, mommy!” Yuki smiled as he got off Jin and turned to his mother, wanting to be carried. Kazuya’s face softened at him but when he turned to the guys, he looked like he was going to kill them.
“I’m a magic baby! Right, Mommy?” Yuki said as he looked at Kazuya with a wide smile.
“Magic baby?” Kazuya blinked at that.
“I’m a magic baby because you and Daddy are guys! But I’m sure that’s not true because Mommy is a girl Mommy!” Yuki smiled. Kazuya glared at the others again, “What the hell are you teaching him?!”
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Author’s Notes:
I’m growing fond of monkeys. :3 My friend went to the mall the other day and I found myself buying a monkey-designed strap for my cell phone and I bought a monkey stuffed toy that time my sister and I went to the mall. But I still love my Turtle-chan no matter what! x33
I’m sorry for the late update. My computer crashed the past few days and my internet connection didn’t work but it’s okay now. :) Oh and I’m sorry for not being able to do that manip that I promised of Kazuya wearing the clothes he wore from the previous chapter as a woman. I didn’t have the time and my computer wasn’t cooperation so I’m sorry.
Anyway~ I was just going crazy with this chapter! I mean, what up with the rats and Junno? LOL. I’m going to make the next chapter full of Akame love and fluff and all that. So watch out for that~ x3
BTW, this fic’s ending is somehow near. Approximately 5 to 6 chapters more. I got the ending all worked up and I’m not telling anyone! Except of course when I sometimes slip when I answer your comments. xD Oh and I’m trying to finish this fast before school starts again in June 10(?) and I have to try and work up the other fic that is based from the anime/manga, Gravitation for semm. Ü So yeah, I’m re-watching it now! :D
You can also look out for the fic love_akira and I made if you’re a Ryoda fan. We kind of made it from a joke but then we managed to make a fic out of it. LOL. I hope you like that. :DD
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