[Hello, Vatheon. Today, you'll be seeing the strangest sight of your life. It is not a hoax! It is not an illusion! Believe your eyes!]

[Because right now, Anthony J.Crowley is on the screen, saving a kitten from a tree. The girl who asked him to do such a nice thing is holding the SFC, giggling as he comes back with the struggling kitten in his ( Read more... )

Hello, Vatheon. You know, when I came here, I didn't expect that there would be tons of worlds out there which had never heard of religon or certain celestial beings. And those who have heard of them completely have the wrong idea. I mean, really, horns on demons? Angels playing harps? That's quite ridiculous, if you ask me ( Read more... )

[Hey, Vatheon. Having fun with your quests and whatnot? So is Crowley. So far he's beat up a couple of monster trees in the forest, and he's chilling near the pond. It sucked that he didn't have any of his usual powers, like flying, but he knew that as soon as the week ended, everything would be back to normal.][Also, it was pretty fun seeing if ( Read more... )

[Well, the curse this week is highly amusing for Crowley. After all, even though he could perfectly sense people's desires on his own, seeing people's thoughts was even better. The SFC turns on and Crowley smirks- his own bubble is filled with dark smoke and something that looks like a little green snake, twirling in its depths.]

Seeing people's ( Read more... )

...I'd never thought I'd say this, but frankly, I'm bored.

[Here is one Anthony J. Crowley, currently lounged back in his chair in his spotless white apartment as he adjusts the nozzle of a plant mister in his hands.]

And when I'm bored, I turn to people, because they're the best source of entertainment I can get.

So, Vatheonites, have a nice brain ( Read more... )

[The video switches on, and there is one Anthony J. Crowley, looking as smug as ever.]

You know, today is a great day. A wonderful day. There hasn't been a day like it since, oh, I don't know when.

You're probably wondering why that's so. Well, I just found out today that a certain person is no longer here with us.

[His smile grows wider.]

A catboy ( Read more... )

[The SFC comes on, and Crowley looks a lot more serious than usual.]

...A few days ago, as you might have heard, a man named Aziraphale was kidnapped from his home by a man named Enjin. Right now, we have no whereabouts where he is, but before you lot go and do a search party, I have to give you a few warnings.

First of all, what Enjin looks like- ( Read more... )

[The SFC turns on accidently as it is jostled in Crowley's coat pocket. There is nothing to be seen except the dark fabric of the pocket itself, but one can hear snippets of a rather one sided conversation from Crowley...]

Go away. You know that I only went with you people because I thought it was a good idea at the time.

[A heated pause. Crowley ( Read more... )

[The SFC turns on and reveals one Anthony J. Crowley smirking at the camera.]

Lovely day, isn't it, Vatheonites? Now, I've noticed that there are quite the number of new people here, so I just want to go out and say welcome. Vatheon is a pretty beautiful place, where everything is free and most of the people living here are nice blokes.

Also, you're ( Read more... )

[If you go into the forest today, Vatheonites, you might see a very strange sight.

Sitting on a bench in the forest is one Anthony J. Crowley, though he doesn't remember his name and would probably tell you his name was Crawly if you asked, because that's the only name he remembers. And on his back are two beautiful black wings, perfectly groomed. ( Read more... )