[The video switches on, and there is one Anthony J. Crowley, looking as smug as ever.]
You know, today is a great day. A wonderful day. There hasn't been a day like it since, oh, I don't know when.
You're probably wondering why that's so. Well, I just found out today that a certain person is no longer here with us.
[His smile grows wider.]
A catboy named Enjin.
This calls for a celebration, don't you think? Days like these don't come around every year, you know. C'mon, who's with me?
How are you doing? Haven't heard from you in a while. Erm, thanks for the chocolate...
Well, just telling you don't have to worry anymore. He's gone now, and he won't be bothering us again.