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Madame Tuffington-Douchebag
I'm trying to post via an Android app with lots of negative reviews. We'll see how it goes. At least I can see what I'm typing.
The Mighty D took herself on a little jaunt down the walls again. She always goes to the same yard: 6 foot high brick wall, padlocked, presumably no one home. She stands there and makes this STUPID whooping sound she has ( Read more... ) -
My trip to the fish store
Danny had me take aquarium water to the fish store for testing. The poor, poor fish store man. He asked, "what kind of tank do you have?" I told him ocean water. He visibly calmed himself and inquired if I have corals or fish or what. I happily stated corals and animals. He patiently queried, "how long have you had it?" I inform him at least a ( Read more... ) -
The past 24 hours
I have to keep this short before the Ambien catches up with me (yay, sleeping night has finally come). In the last 24 hours: new dog proved herself useful. My backyard is a fully enclosed, no access yard with a 5 and 1/2 foot wall. Great White came galloping down the stairs like the charge of a heavy cavalry, and freaked out at the backdoor. ( Read more... ) -
HAPPY
I got 5 hours of solid sleep, the kids are at school until 2:30, I got to grocery shop in quiet and only buy the things on my list, I had an uninterrupted breakfast of chocolate milk & turkey sandwich, and now I'm going to have a NAP. I LOVE EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW. -
this needs to recorded for the ages
Gabe exclaims, "I sucked my tentacles!"
My dismay face D: <--- pretty much that right there ( Read more... ) -
I suppose I should make a stab at a real update
Let's see. The children are currently wrapping up their year in pre-k, in two different schools, which different schedules. It's not too bad, but having everyone on the same schedule next year will be a relief. Gabriel has just about outgrown his need for any kind of therapy, although he continues to make the appropriate sounds in strange ways ( Read more... ) -
a great trip to the park
My friend, whose name I have promised not to divulge, met us at the park today. It was the greatest trip ever. First, we had inappropriate conversation about porn ( Read more... ) -
Carla said I should write this down
Actually, she said, "that's one for the family album ( Read more... ) -
Made Danny a sammich. Bitches love sammiches
Danny got his cpap a few days ago. He was extremely nervous about it, because at the sleep study he did it felt like he was trying to breathe with his head stuck out of the window at a jet. It IS pretty rough, I tried it myself. BUT, he's already getting used to, and sometimes even enjoying it. He calls it his Darth Vader mask. I think he ( Read more... ) -
named some things in the aquarium
So, we have now: Bill The Brocolli (he's a Kenya tree soft coral, looks like a pink brocolli), Blueberry (blue coral beauty fish), The Nemos (two clowns), Lenny the Blenny, Sneaky Elwood (starry-eyed nelnny, Gabe named him after watching The Blues Brothers), Peter Frampton came already named (spotted Dragonet goby, reminds me of The Beatles' ( Read more... )