My trip to the fish store

[sapphyres]

Danny had me take aquarium water to the fish store for testing. The poor, poor fish store man. He asked, "what kind of tank do you have?" I told him ocean water. He visibly calmed himself and inquired if I have corals or fish or what. I happily stated corals and animals. He patiently queried, "how long have you had it?" I inform him at least a

Comments

[gnomenapper]

Not dumb, complete and totally endearing.

[sapphyres]

I call the nitrite and nitrate levels "the hotdog chemicals."

[ms_hecubus]

Ha! I love this!

[jamie28]

thank you for making me laugh! in our family it's the other way around. my wife is uber-competent about everything, while i am the one peering dimly and saying "what?"

[sapphyres]

We take turns sometimes. Recently, Danny learned that it isn't simply time & wear making his white socks turn grey, it's because he mixes whites and colors. He just thought I was being cranky about that these last eight years. Once he thought his socks were rolling themselves together in pairs.

[polychrome_baby]

"Once he though his socks were rolling themselves together in pairs."

I want the dryer that does that.

Seriously.