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for posterity
Today, I encouraged the children to, "run up to that rock, tag it, and run back." That rock was some guy, in grey shorts, sleeping. They came back yelling, "that's a butt!" but I didn't understand at first. I spent way more time ogling that guy's buttcrack than it deserved. -
fun with the Pearson
Danny has this pair of brothers for friends, known them since junior high. I don't know how much I've told you about them, and I need to practice typing on an actual computer, so if you're not into long winded, just scroll along. I ain't mad or nothing ( Read more... ) -
fun with the family
Chai: what's the internet ( Read more... ) -
Gabe is stealthy
He does this a lot but it's even funnier when you hear it from two rooms away:
Gabe: Chai! Let's sneak out!
Danny: You know I can hear you, right?! -
read this as your own personal favorite line from Rocky
Danny: I was watching Rocky 3 last night.
Me: I know.
Danny: How did you know?!
Me: I heard "Eye of the Tiger" and snoring on my way to my bathroom. -
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Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell you about today. And you'll be all O__O. I swear. One way or another, I swear. Your face is gonna squiggle. -
today
I cut up a giant box and we made "sleds" to go down a concrete slide. Ghetto or recycling chic? This caused us to make friends with non-helicopter parents so I don't even care. Cute freckled mom gave us her phone number because we're just that cool. Even dads think so. I brought crayons to decorate, and one dad said, "because that makes them go ( Read more... ) -
Modern Warfare 3
Danny is SO MAD. Hahahaha he was playing MW3, and got a score of 220, while his teammates had over a thousand. I asked if this is like golf, where it's good to have a low score? Apparently it is not. -
I has 4 am angry
So, insomnia in full swing and no ambien/sleel aids til Friday (gotta take a week off, otherwise I develop a tolerance). Around 4 am, I usually decide enough is enough, and try to sleep. I have been using my lovely Andrew Johnson deep sleep hypnosis program. It really does work, like 65% of the time, if I'm already tired. He has a soothing voice ( Read more... ) -
I'm so mean
Chai dropped the ps3 remote, and a car alarm went off outside. I looked angry and exclaimed, "Malachai, what did you DO?" He froze and made the most dismayed face D-: like literally, his mouth was turned down and hanging open. I let him stew for a few seconds before I couldn't hold back a snicker.