Danny got his cpap a few days ago. He was extremely nervous about it, because at the sleep study he did it felt like he was trying to breathe with his head stuck out of the window at a jet. It IS pretty rough, I tried it myself. BUT, he's already getting used to, and sometimes even enjoying it. He calls it his Darth Vader mask. I think he ( Read more... )

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Danny: I was watching Rocky 3 last night.

Me: I know.

Danny: How did you know?!

Me: I heard "Eye of the Tiger" and snoring on my way to my bathroom.

Danny is SO MAD. Hahahaha he was playing MW3, and got a score of 220, while his teammates had over a thousand. I asked if this is like golf, where it's good to have a low score? Apparently it is not.

I was browsing Craigslist: "Danny, you wanna make a quick forty bucks?"

Danny: Fuck you.

For the record, it was to fix a dishwasher.

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Me: why can't men walk when they have erections?

Danny: it's hard.

Me: yes, I know, but why can't they walk?

Danny: it could run up against their jeans

Me: but it's not like it's connected to your spine or legs, so why can't you walk?

Danny: well, it's hard..

Me: no, I get that but...

Danny got a very hound-dog weary/sad look so I stopped

Danny: (expletive) It's snowing!

Me: Well, the weather program on my phone says it's not.

Danny: But it's snowing!

Me: It's not snowing! Treo says no!

Danny: (huff) Fine.